management minga

A slightly lower form of life than the common cretin. A management minga will typically enrol in generalist 'management' courses that don't teach any specific skills. Akin to learning how to breathe, the study of 'management' is practically useless. This has been demonstrated through the inability of these mingas to gain employment after graduation. I mean what are they going to manage? Are they going to be employed as as 'managers'? Most are also very unfortunate looking, hence the minga label.

"Hey what are you going to study?"

"I want to be a management minga. I cant wait till after uni- I won't have any specific skills and some HUGE company will hire me as a manager"

"Hmmm, I take it you couldn't get into anything else...."

"Umm, yeah"

by Ben Jammin in yo momma crib October 5, 2006

Carlson School of Management

A second-tier business school at the University of Minnesota where second-tier douchebags acts as if a 28 score on their ACTs and a B+ in their joke of a Marketing class makes them special. Graduates work in second-tier positions in second-tier companies and uses bullshit words, such as "leverage" or "collateral", to hide the fact that they're not as smart as they think they are.

John, that douchebag over there, graduated from the Carlson School of Management.

I should have known, he was using bullshit words like "collateral" during the 1 o'clock meeting today. Nobody knew what the fuck that asshole was talking about.

by Kevin Phong December 25, 2009

Wealth Management Sales

n. A selection of esoteric indiviudals that spend their time comtemplating selling various form of structured products whilst not actually selling any.

I am going to Tibet to seek out the monks, the lamas, and Wealth Management Sales.

by Doodey E July 30, 2004

business management

one of the worst things in the world.

a magnet subject for rejects. possibly conceived for that reason so they could weed out all the losers who might clog up other more worthwhile classes.

you took business management? holy shit what a waste of time.

by Josh Birnbaum November 18, 2007

Management Ass

The pain you get in your ass from sitting down too long.

I been sitting here playing video games for so long, I've gotten management ass.

by HikerMan September 5, 2016

Management Consultant

Someone whose job involves mostly solving other people’s problem

As a management consultant, I’m busy solving people’s problem and creating some for myself

by Crazymgmtcslt May 9, 2021

Forensic Management

The acts that management takes after a disaster usually of their own making.

The forensic management team reorganized, right-sized, and relocated after the merger.

by SequoiaMan December 4, 2009