Pillow Miner

A guy who often masturbates by humping pillows.

Ted: What're those white stains on your pillow?

Bob: Oh, its just hair gel.

Ted: Sure thing, pillow miner.

by Sir-Shankalot September 26, 2008

Marmite Miner

One who likes to mine for Marmite in another man's arse.

RnR is a Marmite Miner with Dusty

by OMK Fatomanu March 22, 2003

gold miner

Anyone who has an interest in dating East Asians

Guy 1: Dude, check them out! I just found a gold mine!
Guy 2: You're into Asian girls...?
Guy 1: Yeah man. They're hott.
Guy 2: You're such a gold miner...
Guy 3: What's wrong with Asian girls? They're the best.
Guy 2: Nothing. I'm just not attracted to them.
Guy 4: I can't believe you're not interested in Asians.
Guy 2: What the crap?! Is this a gold rush???

by Scotty Shaw March 4, 2008

Meme Miner

One who searches for hours online for only the dankest memes

Term coined by Sarah Lane

Nick has always has the dankest memes he must be a meme miner

by Meme meister June 22, 2016

DADDY MINER

something crusher(21) daddy says when he talks about miner or mighty miner

and then we put daddy miner in the tower

oh boy i love minors especially the one i hold as captive in my basement

by nigga of 1800 May 21, 2023

Media Miner

1. One who collects media; i.e. movies, television, magazines, music, ect; in large quantities. Usually collected through online downloading. Sometimes has rare files on hand that are hard to find or perhaps forgotten.

2. Someone who is always downloading and complies a massive media library.

Fry has the largest movie collection. He has almost 3 TB (terabytes) of media collected.

Yeah. He's a real media miner.

by YourMediaMan December 4, 2010

Coal Miner

A person who romantically invests in someone with high earning potential but who is not yet wealthy, so that he or she can later benefit from this person's wealth; differs from a gold digger, who seeks out partners who are already rich and well-established; derived from the notion that atmospheric pressure can eventually turn coal into diamonds

I'm not a gold digger. I'm a coal miner--I do the hard work and mine the coal with the hopes that, some day, the coal will become a diamond.

by Absolutely Punderful March 9, 2017