A Peruvian with a incredibly small penis.
by Tiny meat gang August 03, 2020
by Niggerman1000000000000000000 September 19, 2019
by Niggerman1000000000000000000 September 19, 2019
by Thebestr122 December 27, 2019
A very mean but good looking dick who plays every girl he’s with. However he does love his friends and family very much he is without a doubt the one with the smallest dick. Overall he’s an asshole but a genuine friend and family member
by Itszmugginmiguel January 28, 2020
Who is Miguel? stems from centuries ago, when a group of teenagers tried to gatekeep their friend Miguel's identity, but after his vanishing shortly after, he has been lost. The mystery of Miguel's identity has been now lost in time, and the mystery of who he is has been trying to be solved by detectives for nearly 400 years. If people find who Miguel is, some of the many mysteries of the old world might be found. Research has shown that Miguel might be linked to a boy named Alex.
Person 1: Who is Miguel?
Person 2: my boy, we have been asking the same question for nearly a lifetime...
Person 2: my boy, we have been asking the same question for nearly a lifetime...
by p3bl August 24, 2022
A nonexistent slut made up by some cunt named Miguel. The only ways anyone could see through his bullshit is if; he remains vague about who she is or where she's from,only really describes her as "blonde" despite him not even knowing what ''she"looks like, is never usually seen with him, and he often gives no answer when further asked about how she looks like or refuses to show any pictures of "her".
Person 1: did you hear about Miguel's Bitch?
Person 2: i dunno man, that shit sounds fake to me.
Person 1: true, even if she was real that motherfucker would probably be getting catfished.
Person 2: i dunno man, that shit sounds fake to me.
Person 1: true, even if she was real that motherfucker would probably be getting catfished.
by SubNio April 29, 2019