Meffed

The euphoric state one finds them self in after consuming copious amounts of methamphetamine with their Bestie.

Ali and his Freemasons must’ve hocked their holes at the traino because they’ve got the big bag and they are extremely fucking meffed

by Joogie joog August 26, 2022

Muffed

Verb: the action of a cat making muffins on a person, place, or thing.

1) My cat muffed me last night!

2) I walked in and it was clear my cat had muffed the blanket.

by MachineMan1234 May 8, 2025

Muffed

To be squeezed by a girls thighs while eating her muffin and her pubes are tickling your nostrils.

I want to be muffed between my girls thighs.

by GG.6969 February 16, 2026

get muffed up

To get fucked up.

We’re gonna get muffed up tonight!

by Themuffreport February 10, 2019

Dr Moffed

Plough, drill, plough, kiss and slow, plough, plough, intermission…. Drill, plough, kiss and plough… andddddd scene

“Oh darling I could plough you all day but my next patient Ethel Furbanks, the local hypochondriac, is due her appointment at 10pm”
“Tell the bitch to wait. I want to be Dr Moffed first”

by Cumkeeper June 17, 2025