Official Midgets

The midgets (duh) who are employed soley to help lazy people masturbate. They are sometimes used by creepy people who aren't lazy, just creepy, as in the song by Mindless Self Indulgence called I Hate Jimmy Page.

Joe: "I'll show ya how Official Midgets jack me off....."
Dave: "Dude, what the fuck are you singing???"
Joe: "Huh? Oh, MSI's song."
Dave: "...if you sing that again, I'm going to brain you."

by CrazyAxer September 27, 2009

full midge

a person who possesses the body shape of a midget, but is normal sized. Basically, a large head on narrow shoulders, but well over five feet tall.

Dude, I saw full midge walking down the street lookin' like the king of the munchkins

by Memphis Kenny December 28, 2006

Xbox Live Midget

The little kid that has a squeeky voice and gets everyone else irritated. And just remember this fact: Mics make your voice deeper, I'd hate to hear that kid in person. Also known as the ones who whine when it comes to loosing at a game. Not only that, but when they can't end a fight they began, they start using the "N" word! As they grow up, they will have a f'ed up life, tweeking out when someones says "GRENADE!" or "CAMPER!". Oh and one more thing, their parents fail. I mean, what kind of parent lets a 9 year old play this sort of stuff?! I mean, can you imagine seeing these sort of kids in school? THEY MUST BE BANNED, THE MUTE BUTTON ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH!

Me: ROFL I spy noob sniper (throws semtex at Xbox Live Midget)

Xbox Live Midget:(irritating squeeky voice the kills your ears) Wow u sad nig*** u suck wow suck my (not even 1cm) dick.

Me: (hits the mute button) -t bags-

Xbox Live Midget: (keeps repeating the "N" word though i'm not black and yells out random things)

Xbox Live Midget in school: (constantly thinking of the words hayabusa and snipers)

by PTRS Noob December 14, 2009

Midget Slug

A midget who is so small that they are no longer considered human and enter the slug category. They resort to eating scraps of metal and their own bones.

You don't want to touch that, it's a midget slug.

"Momma, what's that?........OH LORD!!!", "Sorry child I was making love to the extreme bottom of the food chain"

by TheAnacondors November 5, 2007

Midget Horn Fuck

when a midget or a small child headbuts a vagina.

I heard mini me totally Midget Horn Fucked Joey Ackerman yesterday.

by Americanpanzy January 27, 2011

vanilla midget

A term created by Kevin Nash and popularized bu him and the Klique to describe workers who were good technical wrestlers but believed to be too small and/or boring to ever succeed on a large stage (Dean Malenko, Chris Benoit, Lance Storm.)

Signs of a wrestler being a vanilla midget are small stature, good technical wrestling, poor mic skills, and a rabid stubborn internet fandom.

Dean Malenko can put on a 5 star match to an internet fan but he's too much of a vanilla midget to ever main event a PPV.

by ActuallyknowswhatVanillaMidgetmeans December 12, 2007

Midget punting

The world famous back ally sport commonly played at bars and large events. The goal is to have the team (the punter and the midget) work together to get as far of a distance as possible. Record is currently 300 ft

"I challenge you and your midget to midget punting. Meet me at Barely's Pub. 1 hour. Be there or be tall"

by I r making jake laugh August 9, 2008