Microwave

A box in the kitchen in which the lazy arses of society may cook food quickly. It should have no metal inside it and have a turny turny table so it goes round and round. The food tastes better because it feels like it’s been to the Fairground.

“Ah, the microwave a modern gem”

“I say we just get together one evening and I will microwave up some left over Cottage Pie...”

“Did you hear about that sick geeza who microwaved a bumble-bee?”

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by Superfledge February 12, 2018

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Microwave Mode

When you identify as a microwave and you go “mmmmmmm”

I’m going to go microwave mode Mmmmmmm *beep beep beep*

by HeE_heE_trash June 21, 2019

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microwave memes

Memes that are usually never funny even the first time people make them and used solely for the purpose of being made over and over 'till people are sick of hearing them, like putting cold food on a microwave, hence the "microwave" part. First told in a lyric by Kendrick Lamar's song N95 where he said the word to express the staleness and cheapness of reused social media memes

"Take off them fabricated streams and them microwave memes, it's a real world outside (Take that shit off)"

by UrbanInItsMostUrban March 14, 2023

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