Mickey Mouse Mattress 

A sanitary napkin

I can see the imprint of your Mickey Mouse mattress when you bend over.

Mickey Mouse Mattress by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011

Mickey Mouse ring 

An NBA championship a player has won that is considered to have been obtained through an unfairly easy path through the NBA Playoffs, and is thus discredited.

LeBron earned a Mickey Mouse ring in 2020. He faced an injured 35-39 Blazers team, a Rockets team with no player taller than 6"8 and an overachieving Nuggets and Heat team. Too easy!

Mickey Mouse ring by clickclicker October 12, 2020

mickey mouse stream 

sums up the 4/14/21 stream

quackity: what the hell is a mickey mouse stream
everyone else:

mickey mouse stream by lostgnf (follow me on twitter) April 14, 2021

Mickey Mouse patrol 

Rent-a-cops, security that usually only have "guns" with rubber bullets, if that. They "patrol" schools, concerts, and sporting events, but if there's anything close to a fight, they're out of there like rats out of a sinking ship.

The phrase was coined in Nova Scotia, Canada by snowplow drivers and was originally used solely for pre-911 airport security.

"Did you see the Mickey Mouse patrol during the Code Blue today?"
"Yeah, I saw a few of them go out a window. Too bad it was on the second story."

Mickey Mouse patrol by Snow Globe November 30, 2005

mickey mouse course 

Term for a class that you take because:

1. You think it will be really easy and thus...

2. Getting an easy A in it will boost your GPA.

"I'm taking film fourth period, it's a mickey mouse course, all we do is watch foreign movies."

mickey mouse course by ThatBlondDude October 28, 2008

mickey mouse outfit

A business, organization, or other that is unprofessional. These often blame the customers for their own cock-ups.

Ausconnect.net is a mickey mouse outfit, using Flintstone servers, and blaming the customers when they don't work properly.

mickey mouse outfit by shonny September 30, 2007

Mickey Mouse World Series 

This is when a team wins the World Series due to a COVID shorten season and injured opponents(not a real World Series ring).

The Dodgers won the World Series against the Tampa bay rays. The were crowned the Mickey Mouse World Series champions.

Mickey Mouse World Series by ejeiejdjxje October 27, 2020