Much like receiving a regular blumpkin, a blumpkin messiah is the process/result in which a man or woman is receiving oral sex while taking a shit and reading scripture form the Holy Bible loudly. Some insist that the "giver" should be of holy descent, but this is not required and only a caveat of excellence. After one has accomplished this act, they have become a Blumpkin Messiah.
After seeing Billy and Mother Vanessa leaving the bathroom at the same time as she wiped blumpkin spray from her face, the choir new Billy had become the new blumpkin messiah.
by kobetherapist55 November 18, 2020
Get the Blumpkin Messiahmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 18, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Messiah, mesSiah, messiaH<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by JoergeBidenThe6th June 19, 2023
Get the messiah mikemug. by ChristianMuslim69 October 31, 2019
Get the Messiahmug. A self-anointed savior figure who’s physically small in stature but carries themselves with grandiose, almost divine authority - preaching moral high ground while often contradicting those very ideals through petty actions, sneak disses, or hypocritical behavior.
Used to describe someone like Kendrick Lamar - a lyrical genius with a god complex, who talks that righteous talk but walks around throwin’ shade like a bitter leprechaun tryna pass off clovers as commandments.
Used to describe someone like Kendrick Lamar - a lyrical genius with a god complex, who talks that righteous talk but walks around throwin’ shade like a bitter leprechaun tryna pass off clovers as commandments.
by kirloskar21 April 7, 2025
Get the Midget Messiahmug. The true Messiah is the man born in the natural way everyone else is. He only learned of his Messiahship through the hid language on this site, along with the numerical language that is woven throughout the worldwide society of today.
by The Most High God March 5, 2025
Get the Messiahmug. Messiah is a female who is quiet at first but isn't innocent, when you meet her she's really fun to be around and knows how to get lt. She's pretty, keeps a small circle and it's very conceited.
by Siahuknow May 12, 2022
Get the Messiahmug.