Friend: Are you two together?
Me: Well, we're actually in a merp.
by iponpoc August 1, 2020
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What you say when you fell like being random, and funny
Jeff: do you ever get tired of being random?
John: Merp
Jeff: me neither
by Blubber Duck August 23, 2016
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A word used when you are feeling sad or confused about something happening in your life.

Pronounced : mUR - p
For instance:
-“He just asked you out, what are you going to say?”

- “merp” :(
Or
- “my cat just died. Merp
by Lily maskovitz March 21, 2018
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merp is a term used in any situation where u don’t know what to say. it can express sadness, happiness, excitement but it mostly used is awkward situations. the outbreak of the word merp at mhs (moncton high school) was started by the one and only Emma-Jane Tilly Ward queen of merp herself
merp!

merp:/

merp:(
merp
by bbmerpjr July 24, 2019
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Often used when you’re haveing a conversation over messages or online and a conversation turn akward. You use merp to break the silence.
Today was so fun

Yea ikr

What’re you talking about?

We all went to the park it was soooo fun

But you didn’t invite me...

* Awkward silence *

Merp
by M€oooooow September 28, 2020
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He is a cool kid goblin and he can shoot stuff with a bow
Oh shit it is Merp, let me get his autograph
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Merp is a word that can be used as a verb or adjective. It goes in place where a word has yet to be invented for an action that causes you to wink or make a sound before doing something.
An example: I saw the squirrel get hit by a truck and I was like, "merp".

Another example: Everytime something goes wrong and everyone points at me I'm like merp.

As a Hispanic we tend to make sounds that can be described or understood as words, merp is just another way to define such sounds.

When you see a hottie and you jokingly say she is merp-alicious.
by Just Merp it January 5, 2021
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