super mega ultra best friend

someone who’s more than a best friend is a super mega ultra best friend ,’:)

Angie: adolfo is my super mega ultra best friend

Bob: damn

by i love adolfo May 28, 2018

Mega Cum Blast

A Mega Cum Blast is a rare technique used by alpha males to eliminate threats in close distance combat. Depending on the user a Mega Cum Blast can achieve the power of a BFG (50 caliber sniper rifle). A Mega Cum Blast has the power to eliminate any Fortnite player in milliseconds.

"Hey dude what's up"
"Just playing Fortnite"
"Mega Cum Blast!!!"

by FortniteTookMyKids69420 November 20, 2019

Raging mega huge Boner

Unusualy Huge erection, raging and mega huge, usualy above 12 inches in lenght and 4-5'' inches in girth

kevin ripped sally a new asshole with his raging mega huge boner

by Alex May 13, 2005

mega smooth brain

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is so smooth brain that he's mega smooth brain

by dr.cocslong February 26, 2021

Illinois Mega Motor Boat

While having anal sex with a girl you push her head into the toilet and thrust,she will grasp for breath and make motor boat noises.

Steven Rose: Dude i made Joci do a Illinois mega motor boat last night
Jase Runkel: You must have almost drowned her!

by Steven Runkel February 14, 2012

Mega-Analretentive-Bitch

A bitch who is bitchy for sport. just the mention of the said bitch's name will make your asshole pucker up to the point that it almost inverts into a black hole, sucking entire starsystems into it and converting it into fine particles of energy.

Alice is a mega-analretentive-bitch.

see also mega-bitch

by DaBombaMan! August 27, 2006

Mega L bozo

When someone is an L bozo but says you shouldn’t have said that and should apologise for it.

Person 1: L bozo
Person 2: That is so rude you should not have said that, you need to be mindful of what you say now apologise!
Person 1: ugh fine your not an L bozo
Person 1: Your a Mega L bozo

by Rbfroyo May 5, 2022