Meaty Pasta

You hide your dick and pasta and surprise the girl eating it into giving you a blowjob.

I meaty pasta'd my gf last night she thought I was being a good bf.

by Meat Man October 26, 2012

Meaty Thwack

The sound effect created in cinema and games when skin is violently struck with a blunt force object.

Notably found in the show Daredevil and the game Rust.

There was a beautiful, meaty thwack when I used my rock to tear the chicken breasts from the body of that hog.

Daredevil took down the muggers with a flurry of meaty thwacks, leaving them senseless on the ground.

by WillemNotAlistair June 14, 2016

Half meaty

When you get half of an erection from any activity involving a hot chick

Chris: whoa! That girl you were grinding with on the dancefloor was smokin!!!
Rich: right! I need to sit down, I'm half meaty!

by Choda warrior January 4, 2010

meaty clackers

When your balls have reached an extreme size and shape,making a clacking sound like two plastic balls touching.

"Hey Jon, look at my meaty clackers!"

by YOURE MOOM October 6, 2016

meaty thighs

someone who has flabby and meaty thighs.
e.g. a fat girl would have meaty thighs

person: that person could make their own meat spin with thighs that meaty

person: gotta love my meaty thighs

by cheese cheese cheese March 6, 2009

meaty tim

when the male cock is resting within the membranous boundaries of the anus

I want a meaty tim and a bur.
I can't sit down from my meaty tim, and I hate this bur I got.

by iwantamullet March 29, 2009

Meaty Wanga

Very large penis

He has a meaty wanga

by meaty schlonger February 24, 2010