f4rt1nth3p0ck3t, is a disciplinary measure approved by some hermits who live in a cave system in Breakish- Isle of Skye.
It may be enacted, when and only when, a crustacean refuses to follow direct stage instructions.
Punishments may range from a delicate tickling of the underside of the Thorax- to being shipped off to Spain, where they shall become a garnish for a plate of Whelks in a creamy garlic Scaloppine.
It may be enacted, when and only when, a crustacean refuses to follow direct stage instructions.
Punishments may range from a delicate tickling of the underside of the Thorax- to being shipped off to Spain, where they shall become a garnish for a plate of Whelks in a creamy garlic Scaloppine.
Person-Eh. "Have you ever heard of the "disciplinary measures f4rt1nth3p0ck3t?"
John- Yes, of course I have! I just made it up.
Person-Eh "Why did you do that?"
John- " Simply put, it's a poor attempt to make a human I've never met, smile."
John- Yes, of course I have! I just made it up.
Person-Eh "Why did you do that?"
John- " Simply put, it's a poor attempt to make a human I've never met, smile."
by Unfortunately_Human February 9, 2021
Get the disciplinary measures f4rt1nth3p0ck3tmug. 
by MonkeyB95 October 1, 2023
Get the TG Measurementmug. A measure of any alcoholic spirit served in the West Midlands that is generally done by eye but is significantly more than a pub measure and could increase as the night goes on
Hi, go sit down on the settee while I fetch you a drink and you can tell me about your day, I'm having a Chalky measure if you want to join me
by Helpful Dood March 31, 2023
Get the Having a Chalky measuremug. by JdJjajsbz September 30, 2017
Get the measuremug. 2^e m.
by hydorus shui October 2, 2023
Get the Dumo's unit measuremug. When you go to get your measurements at a tailor's and the tailor he/she touches you in an inappropriate place they could brush your cock when they/'re measureing your inside leg, or feel your breasts when measuring your bra size
by charliecharlie May 17, 2013
Get the Rape measuremug.