John Mayer

John Mayer may act like a faggot sometimes but you cannot deny the fact that he has talent.
Most of you fucking morons believe everything you hear.
But the truth is, you are just jealous because he will get more pussy than your fat ass. Jk, you won't even get pussy. (

Mr 'Music King': Man John Mayer is a fucking homo! His music is so unoriginal! He's just copying Eric Clapton and Jimi Hendrix!

Unjudgemental Prick: Sorry, could you repeat yourself? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me not giving a fuck about your uneducated opinions

by Bill Nockers August 12, 2010

oscar mayer weiner

What everyone on those commercials for Oscar Mayer would really love to be

Those people on the commercial wanna be oscar mayer weiners? WTF?

by Like I'm Gonna Tell You! October 4, 2006

John Mayer

possibly the biggest douchebag alive

look over there, it' that douche john mayer

by Mr. B0jangles. February 13, 2014

'Majericans

The conjunction for the majority of Americans.

The opposite of 'Minericans.

Alternate spelling: 'Majoricans

'Majericans are fat

by First.Last January 30, 2017

mayerline

Mayerline. Someone who is happy and nice, but when made mad sometimes hides it or shows it. Also when broken up with by her boyfriend gets very petty around him.

Mayerline is always nice.
Ugh theres my petty ex mayerline.

by CumDumpster1120 June 9, 2017

Manjerine

A manjerine is a little orange.

No0b3: succing on a manjerine DUDE.

by Bukkakegang July 22, 2019

majerle

Majerle is a loving person! Love to party ! Very smooth !

Very attractive! Most of the time plays a sport !

Realest person you’ll ever meet!

But don’t try him!

Put that shit on every time !

You find a Majerle you found a treasure of Gold!

I love Majerle ! He’s so cool

by Majerle November 22, 2021