An obscure and appalling sex-act of unknown origins. Believed to involve the stimulation of an anus through various means, with or without the recipient's consent.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the Bedroom Dog Killer? He's struck again!
Person 2: Oh Lord... what's he done this time?
Person 1: Gave his own dog a Pink Maxwell then dusted his tracks. Poor thing never stood a chance.
Person 2: Ho-Lee-Fuk! He must have been suffering from dissociative fugue and thought it was his ex-wife!
Person 2: Oh Lord... what's he done this time?
Person 1: Gave his own dog a Pink Maxwell then dusted his tracks. Poor thing never stood a chance.
Person 2: Ho-Lee-Fuk! He must have been suffering from dissociative fugue and thought it was his ex-wife!
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A comic by Sam Kieth, something of a parody on the stereotypical superhero story. Extremely confusing, yet equally awesome, the comic was so good that, when made into a show on MTV, it was decided to have too much quality and was cancelled, just like all the other good shows on that network. The Maxx was a deluded homeless man who believed himself to be a superhero, and deemed himself the protector of a social worker named Julie Winters. Constantly moving between two realities -- our world, and one called "The Outback" -- Maxx became increasingly confused about his own identity, and as it would turn out the only one with the answers was the serial rapist and murdering sorcerer Mr. Gone, his sworn enemy. Damndest thing.
by Pyro62S September 14, 2005
Get the The Maxx mug.A Maxwell Street Polish consists of a grilled all-beef Polish sausage topped with grilled onions and yellow mustard and the optional sport peppers, on a bun. The sandwich was first created by Jimmy Stefanovic, a Macedonian immigrant, who took over his aunt and uncle's hot-dog stand (now Jim's Original) in Chicago's Maxwell Street marketplace in 1939.
The Maxwell Street Polish soon grew to be one of Chicago's most popular local sandwiches, along with the Chicago hot-dog and Italian Beef. It is served by restaurants around the city, and is common at sporting events. Many small vendors specialize in the Maxwell Street Polish along with the pork-chop sandwich.
Some variations exist. For example, some hot-dog vendors offer a "Maxwell Street hot dog" in which a hot dog is substituted for the Polish sausage.
Due to UIC's South Campus development, the two famous Maxwell Street Polish stands, Jim's Original and Maxwell St. Express Grill, both of which coexisted side by side for decades at Halsted and Maxwell streets, have now relocated a half block east to Union Avenue, adjacent to the Dan Ryan Expressway on-ramp at Roosevelt Road.
The Maxwell Street Polish soon grew to be one of Chicago's most popular local sandwiches, along with the Chicago hot-dog and Italian Beef. It is served by restaurants around the city, and is common at sporting events. Many small vendors specialize in the Maxwell Street Polish along with the pork-chop sandwich.
Some variations exist. For example, some hot-dog vendors offer a "Maxwell Street hot dog" in which a hot dog is substituted for the Polish sausage.
Due to UIC's South Campus development, the two famous Maxwell Street Polish stands, Jim's Original and Maxwell St. Express Grill, both of which coexisted side by side for decades at Halsted and Maxwell streets, have now relocated a half block east to Union Avenue, adjacent to the Dan Ryan Expressway on-ramp at Roosevelt Road.
by FatJoker February 24, 2008
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fun fact: he was a bright young boy majoring in medicine at the University of Chicago at the time of his trial.
fun fact: he was a bright young boy majoring in medicine at the University of Chicago at the time of his trial.
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head. Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead.
by mag February 27, 2005
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by your face June 19, 2006
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Bro, check out that lime green and brown striped shirt that dude is wearing." Yeah, he must've found it on the nerd rack at TJ Maxx Outlet.
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