dorkus maximus

One who is a dork to the maximum possible extent; to be a dork means that one is stupid, foolish, clumsy, or inept. Thus, the 'maximus' variety will be an extremely stupid or foolish idiot.

"Geez, you're a real dorkus maximus to have missed that deadline - now you're unemployed!"

by triumvir December 28, 2005

Marius

The realest dude on the block always nice unless your annoying him and usually has a small circle of friends and he doesn't fuck with any one else always the hardest in the group but doesn't like to show that outside of his group but when he does everyone worries

"That guy look like a wimp" nah dude that's a Marius

by Daris nonya February 5, 2019

clenis maximus

The ultimate in giant clits, most likely looks like a dick with no balls. Some say it is an urban legend that rivals bigfoot and the loch ness.

I was going to go down on this broad I just met, but I saw she had a very large clit, I would call it a clenis maximus

by Joseph William B May 12, 2009

brosephius maximus

A best friend, possibly originating from ancient gangsta

Linnea: Dude, Caesar was my brosephius
Tessa: Well Brutus was my brosephius maximus, and don't call me dude

by Homeslice911 February 4, 2008

noobus maximus

The ancient Latin term for a n00b during the days of the Roman Empire. It now can be used to describe someone of maximum noobic proportions.

Emperor Nero was total noobus maximus.
...or
Kid 1: I just failed my basic English class.
Kid 2: You're a noobus maximus.

by Skyther Gitlow January 16, 2007

Maxrust

(N.) The dried up blood or crust you have in between your fingernails after fingering a girl on her period.

Man, it sounds funny to you guys, but it sucks when you realize you have maxrust from the girl the night before.

by Bill October 28, 2004

Coitus Maximus

Coy-tuss maxy-muss Def 1) A long bout of sexual intercourse.
Def 2) The Xbox Live Gamertag of the "Jack of All Games"

After dating Peter for several months, Shelly finally gave in to his demands and emabarked upon a 3 hour session of "Coitus Maximus".

by Chas. March 10, 2008