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masturbate

alan threw the javelin several times during the PE lesson
by Thomas Edward Ivens May 3, 2003
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masturbate
by Samuels mor November 25, 2019
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masturbate

The act of stroking a cock or fingering a pussy until a sperm whale shoots out of either one also known as a climax or orgasm
oh ohhhh oooh OH OH SHIT! AWW YAH OH OH *sperms* ahhhhh i love to masturbate
by jonny boy4444444 September 11, 2011
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when yu feel ur self after bein soo horny dat yu cant take it no mo,

or the act of havin sexual pleasure by urself o ur partner doin it fo yu,

or again feelin ur

guys: dick aka cock

female: pussy

in a way dat yu feel lyk ur havin sex 4 real.;)
i wuz so n so horny dat i wudn't take it no mo n chose to masturbate,

i lyk masturbating it feelz so uhhhh nicee

p.s im from masturbatin befo' writin dis def;)
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masturbate

You people are missing beating your meat as a synonym. And sex so beats masturbation's ass. Maybe your bf or gf just suck at sex... stick to giving head instead, lameasses.
go and masturbate, or whatever you dumbasses want to call it.
by Get it right, bitches. December 28, 2005
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He's my swarthy little Bolshevik Med, get your own!
by Emilia Fulci June 11, 2004
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what a you doing looking up masturbate on urban dictonary go get a life
do not masturbate it is bad
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