The Masticated Pecan

A legit blog that talks about the funny shit going on in our world today.

"Dude, do you know what the masticated pecan is?"
"Naw, dude, what?"
"It's fuckin' legit, is what it is. Go read it. www.the-masticated-pecan.blogspot.com"

by The fly on the wall August 27, 2009

mastribate

when one strokes the wand, ie. jerk off!

I am going to find some real porn on this computer and mastribate to it.

by jerkoff March 8, 2003

musicate

to be extremely absorbed in music

I keep my body hydrated, and I keep my mind musicated.

"Dude, I'm musicating! Please don't stress me out!"

Let's musicate before I have to write this paper.

by novaman14 March 10, 2011

masticateing........

to chew food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am masticating!!!!!!

by bo-bob November 10, 2004

Masturcate

The art of bending over and sucking your own penis.

I got so desparete last night I had to Masturcate!

by Master Zen December 30, 2007

mastikator

It is basicly a longer word for the word Master.
Mastikator
Mas____ter (er-or)
Master-Mastikator

I am the mastikator!

by Mastikator November 1, 2004

masicate

to chew something. eat.mashinhg action of the jaw!

masticate with your mouth closed!
your face has just got mighty masticated by that rail.

by alaura May 13, 2005