Dirty Machado

1. The act of wiping a shit covered cock across the vaginal lips of one's partner's vagina, post anal sex.
2. The cock sucker who plays shortstop for the Los Angeles Dodgers (2018).

1. "Bro, I was nailing her from behind and totally gave her a Dirty Machado!!"
2. "Did you see that prick kick the Brewers first baseman as he past? What a Dirty Machado!!!" or "that douche bag actually tried to punch that player in the balls as he was sliding into second! Dirty FUCKING Machado!!!!"

by the number 2 October 17, 2018

Mascara Muslim

A Mascara Muslim is a muslim woman who dresses in western clothes, wears makeup, and who eschews the traditional practices of Islam.

Although she is from Saudi Arabia and a traditional Sunni family, she herself has become a Mascara Muslim since moving to London. She wears makeup, short skirts, drinks and smokes, and acts thoroughly Western.

by PBCHLS92 February 11, 2010

Cincinnati Mascara

While banging a chick, you stick one of your thumbs up her ass and the other into your ass. You then pull both thumbs out and and surprise her by wiping them across her eyelids. Alternatively, you can do this to anyone if you are willing to stick both of your thumbs into your own ass and hitting them with it by surprise.

Frankson's stupid ass had me so riled up that I risked dissentary to slap him with some Cincinnati Mascara.

by Assrael February 6, 2009

machamp

When a girl is hugging a guy from behind, and reaches for the penis as well as the guy forming a machamp.

Carl and stacy were Machamping at the beach.

by pokemontrainer69 April 13, 2014

The Mascara Story

A Derry (Ireland) band who recently won the Kerrang! Snickers Best Unsigned Band competition. They played a small set at Download Festival and have signed to Scar Records. Their 1st single came out in June and is 'This Is Not A Bruise'
The Macara Story is, Daveit Ferris (Vox, Guitar, Piano) Sean Keddy (Vox, Bass) and Jay Dickson (Drums)

You're so grounded, I feel skyscraper high...

I shoegaze and pretend to tie my laces, to avoid all your perfect faces

This is not a bruise from falling for you

Covered in glitter but i'm, not shining

I'm drunk only because i wanted to talk to you more...
it goes on, if you like this then check them out

by Dikome August 23, 2005

macharran

It is a typical slang word meaning man. It could be used as a derogatory form of naming a person.
But, in some situations, it could be interpreted as a very masculine man, one that a woman is attracted to.

Negative: "ese lo que es es un macharran" - "that guy is just an asshole"
Positive (from woman to a man she likes): "lo que necesito es un macharran como ese que me caliente por las noches" - "what i need is a man like that to keep me warm at night"

by odracirdepr October 22, 2007

Machai

1. Hebrew for "life".
2. An insanely good-looking and witty individual.

1. Live your own Machai mom.
2. Jackie Chan is such a Machai.

by Reggie Rocket February 11, 2010