macpheek

Someone who is usually very quiet but smart. Usually has a snappy and effective comeback.

Idiot: Nick made me look like a fool!l!
Macpheek: You don't need his help for that.
Idiot: whoa...you talked.

by Clark Marcoux January 20, 2009

malpheasants

1. (prim. def.) Wrongdoing or wrongful acts by certain large birds of the order Galliformes while acting in an offcial capacity.

2. (alt. def.) Wrongdoing or wrongful acts committed against certain large birds of the order Galliformes while acting in an offcial capacity.

Volunteer Deputy Constable (and part-time unarmed sporting event security enforcement officer) Russell Peabody committed an act of gross malpheasants (alt. def.) when he planted some throw down grass-seed-based scat near two colorful male Galliformes in a crude (and disgusting) attempt to justify their arrest (and prompt death by BBQ) pursuant to trumped up allegations of petty malpheasants (prim. def.) involving the unauthorized consumption of a partial ruck-sack of county grass seed from the football field maintenance shed during the local Punnischt, OK, high school's annual trouncing by the visiting "Fight'n Pheasants" from West Lafarge, OK.

by texlex61 January 29, 2009

manchester united

a merchandising company based in manchester, england, who are responsible for paying the referee salaries in the english premier league, also to some extent involved in playing football.

person a: this year arsenal will win the premiership! they smashed chelsea yesterday 4-1!

person b: no, manchester united will win, they have the most expensive players and the best referees.

by schjuell isttamaaItb December 2, 2009

manchester cunts

fucking arse licking bastards who dont even live in manchester but brag about their team winning the premiership

"you fuckimg manchester cunt"

by scotty May 14, 2003

manchester nj high school

Manchester high school......also know for the most bomb threats school in the east coast.......also know for having the most pregnant girls u will ever see in four years at this school. Manchester is also a place who can't afford tissue and also known for the spread of chlamedia (spelling). This school is also full of whores like the vice principal who has sex wit other vice principles who are married!!

hey guys!! let's get chlamedia at manchester nj high school

by grrrri liv in plp January 11, 2009

manchez

The reproductive organs of a male hispanic person.

Juan pulled out his manchez and performed the carolina kicker.

by Air Mattress September 20, 2006

Manch

a.k.a. "Manch Dressing"

Sperm, semen, ejaculate, cum, jizz... what have you, manch is what some people like to refer to their penile secretions, especially when said fluids resemble the color and consistency of ranch salad dressing.

Hey baby, you look like you could use some manch dressing on that pube salad!

by BABIESwithTITS May 22, 2008