When you're turtle heading a turd, but also want to have anal. So the turd gets yoyo-ed up and down your anal cavity only to explode out on completion
I really needed to shit but he came at me with the lube and I couldn't say no, but I ended up doing a chocolate malted turtle all over his dick
by Snarf snarf January 19, 2016
A cute German who has blonde hair. He's very calm and he rarely cusses but when he does he sounds fucking hot. He's a very loyal friend and the guy is incredibly lovable and always tries to make everyone feel good.
He has a wicked sense of humor and a very deep and pleasant laugh. Sometimes he laughs at his jokes a little too much but he's still kinda cute.
If you have a Malte in your life you better take care of them. They're one of the best things that you can get in life for free.
He has a wicked sense of humor and a very deep and pleasant laugh. Sometimes he laughs at his jokes a little too much but he's still kinda cute.
If you have a Malte in your life you better take care of them. They're one of the best things that you can get in life for free.
by penname12345 November 23, 2021
Malte is one of the most underrated names. He is the worlds coolest person and everyone should obey him. He is the strongest in his friend group and is the best in every sport.
by CEO_of-urban-d1ctionary November 23, 2021
Malte is that one person u think u will never meet. He is hot and really reallyyy perfect. He will always make u feel like a real princess everyday. If is not from his smartness he is a real good looking guy and if u meet Malte u should really get your time to know him, because he will treat u like his bae.
by From W❤️ October 10, 2018
Malte a great German guy, who is the best friend you can imagine. If You Are sad, he makes You happy only by being on your Side. Malte often try's to He funny but mostly his jokes Are so bad that You have to laugh. Many people think Malte is as strong and cool as anybody, but if you Are Alone with him You will find out that also he is very sensible and nice.
Malte is a perfect friend, who will always help You, and will go with You trough Heaven and hell. If You Are a friend of malte You will have a wonderful live and a funny time, so never let him go.
Malte is a perfect friend, who will always help You, and will go with You trough Heaven and hell. If You Are a friend of malte You will have a wonderful live and a funny time, so never let him go.
A: Do You know this guy, I think Malte was his Name...
B: Yeeah, he is my friend, he's the best damn friend you'll ever Seen.
B: Yeeah, he is my friend, he's the best damn friend you'll ever Seen.
by Firefroster May 17, 2017
by wkljfoewirjgpej February 07, 2018
Malte is a boy from Sweden who has light brown hair and blue eyes. He has a lot of friends and gets a lot of girls. He is very kind and everybody loves him. He is a bit shy in public, but with friends, he can do almost anything. Malte is very handsome and has extremely good looking hair. Most important, he has a lot of girls.
by Maltemist Alkoholist December 12, 2016