Macturbating

Noun: The act of pleasuring oneself through the use of an Apple Product.

Steve got an iPhone5 for his birthday and has been macturbating all weekend

by Madhav4 September 14, 2012

Macaroni

In reference to female arousal, the sound lubricated pussy lips make when spread slowly

Oh I fucked last night had that macaroni pussy

by amm88 May 27, 2016

mactarded

When anything looks pretty and nice but is non-functional as is a Mac computer.

"The new Firefox 4 browser looks like it's mactarded. Nice design but it's lacking in functionality."

"Sarah used to be intelligent but then became mactarded in college. She's a slut now.

by HPiddy December 23, 2009

mastard

Someone who has mastered the art of being a bastard.

God, how can you be such a mastard?

by Nick Chaffey July 25, 2007

Mactard

A computer user who has forgotten (or is ignorant of) the true purpose of the computers existence. A mactard is oblivious to the fact that the computer is a tool for doing legitimate work but is enamored by how cool his MAC looks.

mactard to windows user:
"hey dude check this out, I have 60,000 pictures in this folder and iMistakenIdentity has identified my face in 20,000 of them. Check this out....oh, that's my brothers naked butt....wait check this one out....oops that's not me either - how did that get in there. Hang on I'll find a picture that has me in it.

windows user to mactard:
So where are you at with the sales report for the CEO?

mactard to windows user:
I haven't started my PC yet. Hey come check out this new song by lil-weeny.

by lcsgeek May 14, 2009

macarena dump

That wicked shit you always gotta take, resulting from eating Mexican food a few minutes before.

oh damn, gotta pull into this gas station, and use its dirty bathroom... it's a Macarena dump again...

by Jason L. March 25, 2005

Elbow Macaroni

When you meet a female only once, but you fuck her twice.

Yo my nigga, last night i met this bitch chillin wit everyone. I brought her home and you know damn straight I laid down that elbow macaroni. I didnt bother gettin her numba though, no need for it.

by Dislexsick June 26, 2008