Oh, only the worlds coolest cat. He just scratched Stevans arm. He has fleas, and smells like poop...but its his birthday everyday. The end.
Muffin its your birthday....HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUFFIN
by ROB $ December 11, 2004
Get the Muffin mug.1.(n) the entire region of the female genitalia. Usually sited with teenagers from PTC. The Muffin phrase came from when Lizzy and Josie and Sarah was coming up with new word for pussy. then lizzy says "muffin" we say muffin.
2. (The Muffins) an act preformed by five women that includes headbanging and makeing out. this is generally preformed in front of a large autience and in the school.
2. (The Muffins) an act preformed by five women that includes headbanging and makeing out. this is generally preformed in front of a large autience and in the school.
1. Does your muffin hang low does it wobble to and frow? (is that possible?)
2. The Muffins were booed away from the school dance contest but continued head bangin long after the music was suspended. The Mufifn Queen shook the rrom and later her neck hurt.
2. The Muffins were booed away from the school dance contest but continued head bangin long after the music was suspended. The Mufifn Queen shook the rrom and later her neck hurt.
by Josie May 13, 2005
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1. The act of pulling one's penis for the attainment of sinful pleasures and an undisclosed ammount of unidentified white substance.
2. A wheat-based snack.
2. A wheat-based snack.
by Maxwell Hunt October 6, 2005
Get the muffin mug.A nickname often given to homosexual men as a term of endearment. The opposite of Cupcake(nickname given to Lesbians)
man, i really wanna come over and rock out now.'cause i was bragging to Muffin about the epic weekend i have planned.
by Zombie Gigolo May 15, 2009
Get the Muffin mug.1. Sombody (preferably a girl) who has a muffin top/love handles or is a fatty.
2. A person who doesn't know how to tease their hair and it looks like there is a muffin on their head.
3. A type of tasty pastry.
4. Someone extreamly unattractive.
2. A person who doesn't know how to tease their hair and it looks like there is a muffin on their head.
3. A type of tasty pastry.
4. Someone extreamly unattractive.
-Oh gosh,look out man! Here comes a Muffin!
-Look at her head,she's a muffin.
-Guess what i had for breakfast? A Muffin!
-Ewwwwhhhhhh! I cant believe i have to look at that person, they're such a muffin!
-Look at her head,she's a muffin.
-Guess what i had for breakfast? A Muffin!
-Ewwwwhhhhhh! I cant believe i have to look at that person, they're such a muffin!
by bambamba May 15, 2009
Get the Muffin mug.The most versatile insult ever. It can be used mockingly, sardoniclally, or in any other manner. It was originally synonymous with names like "pussy" or "cunt", but that has since been abandoned. (Traces of that root are still found in the word "muff")
(in a high pitched voice, as if mocking one's girlfriend)
"Come over here muffin!"
or
"Dude you're a fucking muffin"
or
"I saw these 2 guidos walking into a tanning salon. Fucking muffins"
"Come over here muffin!"
or
"Dude you're a fucking muffin"
or
"I saw these 2 guidos walking into a tanning salon. Fucking muffins"
by Sickofcreatingpsuedonyms December 4, 2009
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by Bethpotato April 17, 2006
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