Lumpy Legs

Lumpy legs is a disease a person can aquire during his/her lifetime usually in their teen years. When the disease takes over a person fully, their hind lumpy legs give out and the front ones are left in charge to help the person walk. A common mistake is that the front lumpy legs are the arms; they are not-no one knows where those are.

** girl falls **
friends: OMG! are you okay?
girl: no! my hind lumpy legs just gave out!

Lumpy Legs by chris martin <3 February 19, 2009

Lumpy Rug 

Pubic hair that has bumps , most likely herpes or some other form of STD.

I went down on her and she had a lumpy rug! She must get around!

Lumpy Rug by Dezire July 23, 2011

Lumpy Punany 

A crotch that one initially thought was a vagina but turns out to be a penis.

Yo, bro, I was making out with someone I met at a bar, and I reached down and found out that she was a he. I was shocked to feel her lumpy punany.

Lumpy Punany by Larry from Kansas February 29, 2012

Lumpy Boy Milk 

When your cum is old and got rotten it is lumpy when it comes out

That kid last night has lumpy boy milk

Lumpy Boy Milk by Sr.10InchPenetrator February 16, 2015

Lumpy custard 

Something or somebody that's difficult, problematic or troublesome.

My elderly mother can be lumpy custard.

Lumpy custard by Paulsteven August 10, 2016

lumpy jeans 

When you get a boner while wearing jeans and the jeans won't move and it feels weird as hell. Also a great excuse to go the bathroom after an awkward conversation

Ahh crap guys, I got lumpy jeans. Gotta go.

lumpy jeans by Aiden226 June 21, 2016

lumpy chunks

the result of a gassy friend consuming big red

mom!!! emma left lumpy chunks on my floor!!!!!

lumpy chunks by yourlocalstainlesssteeldumpste April 24, 2017