belt loop tuck

Hiding a hard-on. Just tucking it away my friends...

While in class the other day, my willy had a mind of its own... So I did the belt loop tuck and saved the day.

by Tofuitti February 7, 2015

Froot-Loop Explosion

Bringing your senses to orgasmic climax by eating froot loops and simultaneously hitting a froot-loop flavored vape like a fuckin champ.

Yo dude she told me she was into Froot-Loop Explosions...that's when I knew she was the one.

by LaheysLiquorLocker2 May 3, 2017

tassy loop

A situation in which a favor/question is asked and replied with a null answer, then when questioned another null answer can be replied with allowing this question/answer situation to continue forever.

Doode: Hey
Dude: Yo
Doode: Oh yo! Hey, can you do me a favor? Buy me a new TV!
Dude: Uh, no
Doode: Why not?
Dude: Because I don't want to
Doode: Why not?
Dude: Because I don't want to
Doode: Why not?
Dude: Uh oh, tassy loop.

by Hypocrite1234 August 26, 2009

Loophole Virgin

A Loophole Virgin is someone that believes their purity and spiritual beliefs are preserved as long as sexual relations include any orifice other than the vagina

Calvin and his Loophole Virgin think they're not sinners because they keep the nooky confined to the pooper and the pie-hole

by Apollo83 July 23, 2019

Leopold Aloysius Rammstein III

A nigger dragon from the 10th reich. He and Reichsmarschal Göring played penis swords in the Wolf's Lair latrine during vitally important meetings that were crucial to war efforts.

SS Guard: Heir Göring, they need you in the planning room sir, the allies plan on invading Normandy tomorrow.

Göring: .......yeah no thanks piss off you low ranked minion. I'm high on morphine and need to play penis swords with that dear sir, Leopold Aloysius Rammstein III.

by Penis Fencer On Guard ol' Chap September 14, 2019

cell loop

Where person 'A' makes a cell phone call to person 'B', gets their voice mail, begins to leave a message. Meanwhile person 'B' sees the missed call, phones person 'A' from THEIR cell, and gets person 'A's voice mail, leaving a message to call them back. meanwhile, Person 'A' finishes the message for person 'B', see's that they have missed a call from person 'B' and call them back, only to get the voice mail again, because person 'B' is doing the same... the cycle continues as long as the participants do not pause to let the other person through.

It took Jane and me forever to get out of that cell loop until I finally just put the phone down and waited for her to call.

I'm TRYING to call to get through to them so they don't miss the highway exit, but we're stuck in this damn cell loop!!

by mmmichaelll January 29, 2007

Lompoc

A tiny little town, which can only be described to another person as "above santa barbara, below san luis obispo". Consisting of one part field workers, one part air force families, one part old timers. The most exciting thing that happens there all year would be either the Lompoc vs. Cabrillo football game or the flower festival. If you happen to drive through you may notice the murals on about every building, "save surf beach"/ plover hate stickers on every car, and/or flower fields. About every kid growing up there has skid their knees trying to ride down Beatie hill, ate a Jalama Burger, and witnessed the worlds largest american flag being grown. There are no seasons in Lompoc, just overcast, chilly overcast, windy overcast, and mildly warm overcast.

Person #1: DUDE! Let's go to Lompoc this weekend!
Person #2: For what? A gang-bang or the dog show?
Person #1: Hmm, maybe we should just stay home.

by mchuckkakca December 9, 2008