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nationally localized

"What does nationally localized mean?"
"Yes!"
"Great attitude!"
by Sarahcat June 5, 2021
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local cheater

a sexually unsatisfied housewife who puts ads in the local paper- Craigslist and other dating sites excluded- that she is dtf
I've yet to see a newspaper ad from a local cheater; all the previous ads I've seen were on dating sites and Craigslist.
by Sexydimma February 26, 2015
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local

A hot babe, usually jailbait seen while visiting another town. Usually either a total whore or unobtainable.
"Dude, I haven't seen a local in this whole damn town. This place sucks"
by Smokey5oh October 13, 2008
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local bike

"We call her the local bike - everyone's ridden it at one time or another."
by World of Weird July 10, 2003
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local singles

An advertisement made to take your identity and ruin your life
Hey dude I clicked on that Local Singles ad and my credit card and information was stolen!
by MikeGames February 15, 2014
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Are you local

From the classic cult TV series, "The League of Gentlemen", meaning, are you from this backend of nowhere village full of freaks. If your local, you're an inbred freak from a small village.
by I Amlocal April 13, 2007
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local jackass

a delusional little fucktard (perhaps an ex boyfriend) who is a nonstop nuisance and drama queen who simply will not and cannot go away (attends the same school, workplace, etc.)
A local jackass is with often also feel the need to put a wedge in any relationship they do not like their victim(s) having.

Either everyone or no one will understand how much of a kniving little bitch this person is, hence making them occasionally dangerous and always a motherfucking pain in the ass.
My ex boyfriend is a local jackass who feels the sick little need to harass whoever knows me!!!! FML
That doucheweed is a full time local jackass!!!
by happyunicorn27 September 14, 2014
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