twat lobster

1. crabs
2. some one you dislike or someone who has offended you

1. That girl is so dirty she probably has twat lobsters
2. That guy who just knocked into me is a total twat lobster

twat lobster by Sandersein June 18, 2006

lobster claw 

A sexual act similar to the shocker, in which the thumb is inserted in the vaginal opening and the remaining 4 fingers are inserted in the anus. The position of the hand resembles the large claw of a common lobster.

'She was so slutty, I pulled off the lobster claw! Her asshole was that loose.'

lobster claw by Professor Murder March 10, 2005

Crotch Lobster 

Little tiny insects that live in the hairs of one's pubic region, AKA crabs

OHHHH Nellie, I gotta shave my hairy balls because they are infested with Crotch Lobsters

Crotch Lobster by Ryan Byrd May 18, 2005

lobster knife fight 

Two words: fucking epic

"Holy shit Matt, it's a fucking lobster knife fight!"
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lobster knife fight by Matty Riffs March 26, 2009

maine lobster

When a man squirts his load all over his female friends back, because she has a serious sunburn and your trying to cool her down

Sam had a really bad sunburn so she called Mike over to give her a maine lobster.

maine lobster by masterquief69 March 7, 2011

Lobster back 

An archaic slur for a British person - still used humorously today (British Army used to wear red coats - lobsters are red).

That dirty Lobster back has bad teeth.

Lobster back by frick1 February 24, 2010

red lobster 

A restaurant you order a meal at solely to get the cheddar biscuits.

-------Boondocks Reference-------
Riley: Grandad don't take that ho to Red Lobster
Riley: Wit da chedda biscuitz, no grandad!

Guy: Ummh, this biscuits are so good
Girl: I know, the orgasm they give me surpass anything you have

red lobster by hdevonxz September 7, 2008