linston

noun: an obese man's tiny weiner..

l in s ton

1 in. 5 ton

the obese individual's cock is only 1 inch long, but it's so fat that it still weighs 5 tons.

(this originated in barrhaven, ontario. fuck anyone who says otherwise)

commenting on fat dude walking by: that fat dude right there's got a linston for sure

by you_know_me_613 March 7, 2010

Linsanity

Jeremy Lin's Trademark: coined by NY Daily News When the NY Knicks was on a losing streak so bad, and the team desperate needed a point guard, they found Jeremy Lin. Lin has turned around and made the Knicks back in the game with a 7 winning streak gave him the instant popularity, therefore linsanity.

OMG Knicks has gone Linsanity

by wayx3 May 11, 2012

Linsanity

Referring to Jeremy Lin of the New York Knicks, who in recent weeks has become one of the most popular players in the NBA.
Linsanity refers to the madness he has created around the world, especially in New York City and his native China/Taiwan.

Linsanity has got this crowd going wild!!

by jdrnyk May 21, 2012

linschild

linschild is literally the best moot on tik tok they're very funny and genuinely nice : they deserve so much better <3

oh you're moots with linschild lol you're hot

by bunni 🙁 March 28, 2021

linsanity

Acting like Lindsay Lohan; in an insane manner, doing crack, attacking people in their cars, and being a little bitch about going to jail...oh, and being impossible to insure in whatever your career is because you're so. fucking. insane.
This is also known as the Lindsay Lohan epidemic, which has spread rapidly in Hollywood, as well as in middle and high schools.

B is doing crack. She must have a whole lot of linsanity.

by ScreamForMyIcecreeamm January 23, 2011

linsanity

A term coined after the sudden and unprecedented emergence of Jeremy Lin, an American-born athlete of Chinese/Taiwanese descent, into NBA stardom. His story is so intriguing because he is the first American-born Asian athlete in the NBA and because his rise came after being undrafted and overlooked by the NBA. Oh, and he as a degree in economics from Harvard. If you admire Jeremy Lin, and can't get enough of watching him play, you are said to have linsanity.

Jim: What are you doing?!? You never watch the NBA.

Bob: Yeah...well that was before I became diagnosed with a case of linsanity.

by sharkster February 16, 2012

Linsanity

The global frenzy with the breakout NBA performances (starting in February 2012) of New York Knicks point guard Jeremy Shu-How Lin, who graduated from Harvard.

Lin + Insanity = Linsanity

It's an official word in the English language, according to the Global Language Monitor.

I started watching the NBA again because of Linsanity.

by Leverett_IMs August 2, 2012