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red popo-lice

a band comprised of four 9th graders

four hotties

the best posse around

a mix of vocal and "instrumental" talent
"hey its the red popo lice. i heart them"
by a_fan_o_da_band January 16, 2005
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Albino Water Lice

A far more resilient cousin of the common head lice. Legend has it that almost a year ago, a colony of ordinary head lice were threatened to be removed from the hat they called their home and making a high school boy's head itchy after picking it up off the ground and using it. To prevent their untimely demise, they learned to swim and developed gills to survive the viscous waves of a home washing machine. They were successful, but the soap made them blond, or in scientific terms, albino. Only humans who are a afflicted with an albino water lice infestation can comprehend the existence of this species, and leave all others who they plea for help to utterly confused.
The Albino Water Lice swam about the laundry machine with joy, ready to victimize the high school boy for many days to come.
by Saxasylum August 25, 2010
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Caw da Po-lice

He finna steal my car. Somebody Caw da PO-lice !
by Pizzlej April 24, 2018
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credit card lice

The people who work for credit card companies and scam all the money out of people they can through many fees and fines.
those credit card lice are taking all my money.
by Deep blue 2012 August 15, 2009
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And that's how I got lice...

1. A statement used to cause delay and panic in nearby listeners. 2. A canned phrase to cause instant awkwardness to all in the immediate conversation.

Note: Can be interchanged with phrases such as that's what she said, and doesn't always have to be used with "and" at the front.
Person 1: "Hey, so I saw one of those AWESOME green saint patty's day wigs today at the store and tried it on. Did I say that it was awesome yet?!?"

Person 2: "...That's how I got lice."

~~~~~

Person 1: *walks into conversation by Person 2 and 3*

Person 2: "...And that's when she went all buck wild on me. Her hair was EVERYWHERE!"

Person 3: "That's pretty awesome!"

Person 1: "And that's how I got lice..."
by Sillick March 17, 2011
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Lice Trap

licetrap;

lice-trap;

lice-catcher;

lice catcher;

licecatcher

Cap worn over hair or head or under chin to catch falling hair.

Hair net
Netting worn over hair of food preparers, for the prevention of hair contamination in food.
"So, you're supposed to come in on time, be dressed in full uniform and wear a lice trap on your head and beard every time you step into the kitchen. Got it, Theresa?"

"I'm sorry you found several hairs in your pudding, sir. Every member of my crew wears a lice trap on their head and beard. Are you sure they're not rat hairs?"
by Cravicky January 22, 2022
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dice-lice

1. One who gambles so much with his/her genitalia that one ends up getting crabs. (also known as crabshooter.)
"He rolled the dice, now he has the lice! Heś suffering from dice-lice"
by EloquentMofo September 23, 2016
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