baby lagoon

Sexy beast

My girlfriend is my baby lagoon

by Ivan7oh7 August 7, 2017

splooge lagoon

A man or woman who has had many guys ejaculate inside of him or her.

She is such a splooge lagoon, she has fucked the whole batallion.

by Thunderballs26 January 17, 2018

Moon Lagoon

A shrubby small Eucalyptus that can reach to 12 feet tall with small rounded spade-shaped, gray-green juvenile leaves flushed a pale purple that mature to a leaf that is green with a curved boomerang shape.

Hey Chris, look at this dope moon lagoon I found? Ya think we can smoke it?

by Sqrls July 18, 2018

Turd lagoon

A turd lagoon is the reservoir that holds raw sewage and the sewage treatment facility before it gets filtered and released back into the ocean to be filtered naturally in the environment

Wow look at that stinky turd lagoon

by Blumkin master September 1, 2018

Goo Lagoon

When you blow your nose in toilet paper then fold it and whipe your ass but a finger slips through and snot goes in your ass.

"Jerry got Goo Lagooned last night when he was slammed"

by ProFadeUrban February 26, 2021

lampoon

To do a humorous send-up using lamps a'la Ryan Higa nigahiga on youtube.

"I think Ryan has mastered the art of lamp-based comedy"

"Yes, that is what is known as a lampoon"

by elephantspike December 3, 2010

lagoon animal

A lagoon animal is an unattractive girl who is notably aggressive and hard to avoid. Lagoon animals are known to prey on drunk guys who are willing to make a huge mistake. Lagoon animals travel in packs and reside together in lagoons. Lagoons should be avoided at all costs and if, for some reason, you need to venture into a murky, stinky lagoon you need at least one bro to back you up.

Bro 1: Last night I had some loaded landsharks and tequilla and I ended up at the lagoon. The lagoon animal took advantage of me.

Bro 2: Damn those nasty lagoon animals!

by Vagina Warrior February 14, 2012