man-lanyard

a safety device in which a carpenter can tie off to another carpenter via the penis

here tie off to my man-lanyard.

working above 6ft in height all carpenters must use a man-lanyard for safety

by ironworker29 July 17, 2009

lanyarding

Getting a blow job with a lanyard to hold the girl's neck in place.

Sally gave me the best lanyarding last night.

by Allah Gomez December 26, 2011

Left laners

Idiot drivers that see people speeding and merge to the fast lane and travel the same speed as the person in the slow lane just to annoy them. See also; one who knows the left lane traffic traffic travels at a higher rate of speed so the stay in it to avoid having to slow down and switch lanes, this person usual travels 65 miles an hour or just below the posted speedlimit

Jeff sees 20 cars in the left lane on the interstate behind the only carnext to the truck on the right lane going the same speed..
Jeff: im so gonna get fired because of these left laners making me late for work!!

by JDurband August 8, 2016

lanparty

The alternate form of LAN Party. Also a temporarily established network for gamers to connect their computers to for multiplayer gaming.

Man, I got fragged so many times at his LANParty

by Shadow April 4, 2004

latearly

Latearly is a relative verb combo between late and early meaning that something is both late and early and with equal magnitude of each meaning. It can be applied to times, locations, feelings etc.

Your boss tells you to come in at 8:00, you usually come in at 10:00, so you come in at 9:00, you are latearly, both late and early.

by Platz April 27, 2007

lanetarded

Drivers who, when there are two turn lanes for the same turning direction available, fill up only one of the two turn lanes, thereby making turning impossible for everyone who needs to turn while the light is still green - or yellow.

I had to turn left to get to Target, and all these lanetarded people choked up the turn lanes and forced me to drive on the median to make the light!

by Drive Right1 March 31, 2009

linear receptacle

Any receptacle on a gravponics system.

A linear receptacle is a receptacle on a gravponics system and is used when describing the gravponics basics

by doublestandarddems April 20, 2013