Terminal Lance

A lance corporal in the USMC that will never make it past the rank of E-3 for one reason or another.

Who cares about my PFT im a terminal lance anyways.

by Super Duper lcpl Q.. May 26, 2009

langer

1. a penis
2. a dickhead

Originates from Cork, Ireland

1. "She bit me langer off"
2. "That fella's a langer"

by Oly May 13, 2005

James Lance

A comedy actor who deserves greater importance.

It's... James Lance

(People Cheer)

by bsher05 February 5, 2008

Farting Lander

The farting lander, Is simply dropping down on something and farting excessivley hard.

Guy 1: Hey, look at Adam!
Guy 2: Oh my jizz, he's doing a farting lander!

by Fartinglander November 29, 2011

Getting Lance Rocke'd

The Sensation of getting licked in between the toes by a beautiful woman

Rob:Dude,I was Getting Lance Rocke'd Last night by my girlfriend. It felt amazing

Eric:Nice,man.

by Shirlena99 July 5, 2014

thermal lance

noun
The sex act of penetrating a male (but not limited to females) with a strap-on covered in tabasco sauce.

I said "no way" when my girlfriend wanted to give me a thermal lance.

by Sneaky Horsey March 20, 2016

happy jack-o'-lantern

lit match inserted flame first into mouth held in place by teeth, usually accompanied by waving fingers on either side of your head. most effective in a darkened room after alcohol consumption

Larry impresses and amazes us with his happy jack-o'-lantern, never burning the roof of his mouth.

by Happy Girly of course! February 20, 2010