ain't lady less she over 280

It's a chubby chaser's way of saying unless she's 280 she ain't their type of girl

Feller: What do you think of big girls?
Guy: Well she ain't lady less she over 280

by the greedy talker June 2, 2016

Strong and Independent Lady

a) Term used to protect a woman from being called a derogatory name.

b) Term used as code for a mean, mean, witchy, shrew of a woman

You: "Man, my boss is such a $%^&!"
Them: "No she is just a Strong and Independent Lady and you just can't handle that."
You: "Yes! thanks for High Roading me there. You're a Strong and Independent Lady too."
Them: "Thanks!"

by Grymm Deth June 17, 2009

An Old Lady

An elderly lass, who by an odd occurrence swallowed a fly. Reasoning that it would be prudent to dispose of the fly as soon as possible, this old lady promptly swallowed a spider. However, she soon found that the arachnid would wriggle and tickle inside of her. Attempting to rid herself of it, the lady swallowed a bird. Presumably a smaller variety, as birds can grow to be quite large. Regardless, the fruitless adventure continued. The lady then swallowed a cat. The feral beast undoubtedly caused a great deal of discomfort on the way down, prompting the lady to take a drastic course of action. Desperate to rid herself of the newfound perplexity, she swallowed an entire cow. How in the world she managed to do this is beyond anyone's comprehension. It would appear very clear that the entirety of this problem could have been avoided if the madam had simply kept her mouth shut. Regardless, the unfortunate saga continued. The lady, obviously very near death, deemed it necessary to get rid of the cow. She swallowed a horse. The internal rupture of her organs became too great at this point, and the lady passed away in great agony.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about what happened?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: An Old Lady died, dude.
Person 2: Oh shit! How?
Person 1: She swallowed a fly
Person 2: n00b

by Oswaldthefourth October 19, 2009

App lady

The cat lady of the 21st century. Similar to the cat lady in the sense that no social life is present outside the confines of her smart phone.

I don't need friends, I have Pinterest.. App lady

by Zknize November 24, 2013

Mugging an old lady

Something I do

You are mugging an old lady

by Master oogway is daddy May 16, 2022

Sis, Ma’am, Lady Friend

A compassionate woman. She is kind, generous, brave, dedicated, cheerful, gorgeous, sympathetic, empathetic, lively, fun, and strong. She will listen to your thoughts and feelings. She will help you when you need help most. She will be your support system. She will reassure you that you are better then you think you are. She cannot stand when others are sad. She spreads happiness, peace, and fun. She is the life of the party. She brings a smile to everyone’s face. If you see this girl, you will be speechless. Communicating with her gives the most peaceful and heartwarming feeling. A human doesn’t get much better then her.

“Is she nice?”
“Yes, in fact she is a Sis, Ma’am, Lady Friend.”

by nonameihavenocreativity April 19, 2019

always the lady

Sarcastically used to denote startlingly boorish behavior- generally in public.

Tom: "I'm not so sure about this place. It's nice, but potentially very snooty."

Jeanne: "Let's give it a shot. I love those wall sconces!" (Falls off chair/chokes on olive/belches loudly)

Tom: "Always the lady."

by Dainty Boy September 2, 2008