asian kung-fu generation

A j-rock band makes great songs made songs in naruto and full metal alchemist openings

twelve,loop & loop, haruka kanata

by jono December 22, 2004

Kung-fu Jesus

A Mitch = Man-Bitch

I heard you and that Kung-fu Jesus mothafucka got a problem.

by Johnny-Tsunami March 13, 2019

Spiritual Kung-Fu

Spiritual kung-fu is the act of using biblical or religious knowledge to flip someone over your shoulder. Synonymous with "Jesus juke."

I could tell he needed someone to talk to, and I ended up doing spiritual kung-fu on his ass for about four hours.

by Citylights July 06, 2011

Kung Fu Hustle

A sexual excercise in which a 2x4 is placed in front of a woman's vagina. The man then winds up and slices the board in half with a kung-fu style punch thus splitting the board completely in half and leaving his entire fist inside the woman.

"Hey baby, let's do the Kung Fu Hustle...you can call me Bruce Lee, next stop, inside you."

by Masiso December 09, 2008

Kung Fu Panda 4

Term taken from the "Kung Fu Panda 4, Po discovers crack" meme
Kung Fu Panda 4 usually means crack, but can also mean just drugs in general

"Yeah he's definately doing 4 miles, I saw him doing some Kung Fu Panda 4 earlier"

by Smoop-inator July 09, 2020

asian kung-fu generation

The best asian rock semi alt-punk band that I have heard of. (mouthfull)

Kid 1- Hey, u a akgfan?
Kid 2- wtf?
Kid 1- you must be gay.
Kid 2- shut up!
Kid 1- Akg rocks. Your mom.
Kid 2- You mean Asian Kung-Fu Generation?
Kid 1- *scream* FINALLY!!?! I KICK YOU!

by Tom Butzow March 26, 2007

sunken bitch kung fu

The main fighting style of gutter sluts, used when you insult them. Attacks include hair pulling, nail scratching, and the ever popular crotch kick. Nine out of Ten times, this style will kick all other martial arts styles' asses.

Homie went and called that ho a bitch, and she busted out some sunken bitch kung fu on his ass

by Nevrmore March 25, 2005