An overextended knee caused by attempting to kick start an Ironhead Sportster. A bike that was notorious for high compression, and kicking back when attempting to start. Young punks these days don't know how good they got it, and shouldn't knock anyone who's ever owned an old XLCH.
Man, I'm sorry, I can't go with you. I got Sportster Knee!
Little squid on your busa, I'd kick yo ass if it weren't for this damn Sportster Knee.
Little squid on your busa, I'd kick yo ass if it weren't for this damn Sportster Knee.
by Ironheader August 17, 2009
Get the Sportster Knee mug.A fictional insult constructed by the copy editors for the US edition of the Hitchikers Guide to The Galaxy series of books to replace the word asshole which was considered too offensive for the US readership.
A modern example of bowdlerization.
A modern example of bowdlerization.
Original Sentence (UK edition of "Life, the Universe and Everything")
"You're a jerk, Dent... A complete asshole." - Wowbagger
Bowdlerized Version (US edition of "Life, the Universe and Everything")
"You're a jerk, Dent... A complete kneebiter." - Wowbagger
"You're a jerk, Dent... A complete asshole." - Wowbagger
Bowdlerized Version (US edition of "Life, the Universe and Everything")
"You're a jerk, Dent... A complete kneebiter." - Wowbagger
by coderkeitaro October 29, 2007
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by Michelle August 21, 2003
Get the knee-trembler mug.1) the removal of one's knee by injury caused by an outside source.
2) to cause pain and discomfort to one's knee, kneecap, or area of the knee by use of force or removal.
3) a threat of bodily harm upon an opponent.
Also known as: kneecapitated and kneecapitation
2) to cause pain and discomfort to one's knee, kneecap, or area of the knee by use of force or removal.
3) a threat of bodily harm upon an opponent.
Also known as: kneecapitated and kneecapitation
The room was so small that I didn't sit in the chair because I would have kneecapitated the girl behind me.
He made me so mad, I wanted to kneecapitate him!
If you don't pay me by Friday, I'm gonna have my cousin, Guido kneecapitate you.
While practicing in my karate class, I was able to teach the students about kneecapitation when defending themselves.
He made me so mad, I wanted to kneecapitate him!
If you don't pay me by Friday, I'm gonna have my cousin, Guido kneecapitate you.
While practicing in my karate class, I was able to teach the students about kneecapitation when defending themselves.
by dirastac March 27, 2011
Get the Kneecapitate mug.Emily: Is it bad out? I checked the weather and they said it's 103 degrees.
Jeff: Yeah, it's knee-nuts hot out there.
Jeff: Yeah, it's knee-nuts hot out there.
by M.Blur July 22, 2012
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by BEEBEE December 7, 2013
Get the Knee-Horse mug.I squish Celeste in my knee cracker.
My knee cracker is very hairy.
The hair in my knee cracker won't come off when I shave!
My knee cracker is very sweaty. It makes a farting sound when I squish it.
My knee cracker is very hairy.
The hair in my knee cracker won't come off when I shave!
My knee cracker is very sweaty. It makes a farting sound when I squish it.
by avacado113 July 6, 2016
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