krintle

(krin-tle) - a person who is trying really hard to be funny, but is actually annoying.

Man that Jeff Dunham sucks, he a total krintle!!!

by disappointer April 30, 2011

Kringle

A disease that prevents babies from looking sexy. Very contagious and causes the urge to have an affair.

My wife has a bad case of the Kringles

by Pointy Kringle June 12, 2021

Kainalu

That one hot but gay dude

Shalisa: you dating a kainalu
Jacob: yeah I'm gay

by Miriskook March 18, 2018

Kringlefucker

Kringlefucker: Being sexually attracted to a fat man dressed as Santa.

Do you know Jade? I heard she's a kringlefucker.

by silverEnigma December 11, 2016

Krinkling

a) Any action characterized as being a verb that is carried out or propagated by a being deemed as being of the Krinkle lineage.

b) A general state of being based on an action being performed by a Krinkle.
Past tense: Minkled

"He krinkled quietly through the darkness, hoping not to stumble."

"He was krinkling through the forest when along came a talking banana."

"He krinkled and krinkled until he could krinkle no more."

"Together they krinkled deep into the night toward the thrust of dawn."

by KrinkDawg September 7, 2011

Kringle

Another word for boss, or authority figure.

I hate my god damned Kringle! I want to shoot him!

by Megan January 22, 2004

krinklde

Slang term I made up.
Describes a penis when in cold temperatures.

Dude, I would have taken off my shorts, but my dick was all krinklde.

by Jacob January 13, 2004