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keepin' it kosher

Living in and with integrity.

In relationships--making sure there is honesty and respect, one's rights and boundaries are being respected

In situations--making sure there is adherence to higher truth, and peace
Friend: "Hey girl, what's going on with your love life?"
Girl: " I'm minding my business, being in a relationship with myself, and keepin' it kosher."
by ronara December 4, 2019
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jumbo kosher dill

A well-endowed Vulcan's penis. The term "kosher" can be correctly used as the Vulcans follow a vegetarian diet that conforms to kosher law.
Kirk was pleased to see that beneath his uniform, Spock had quite the jumbo kosher dill.
by Admiral Snackbar July 4, 2004
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kossher

kossher means "stupidity", "sillines"
All u r saying is "Kossher"
by Koskhol Oghli September 25, 2003
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Kosher Meat

Animals are killed without pain killers, while completely consious, swinging by one ev, via only one permitted ceremonial slice. takes about 15 min.
"milky way candy bars are not kosher since they have non kosher pig, cow, and horse skin in their nougat (gelatin), and they have milk in their chocolate"
by Dr. Dreidel May 15, 2003
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Kosher Krusher

Hardass negro killa from straight out the YL bitch. He rolls deep with Rumble Bee, and both of them street race, street fight, and have brawls, all the mother effing time. He may be Jewish, but damn can he Own Noobs.
"The Kosher Krusher is coming, damn those Nazi bitches for pizzing him off!"
by Rumble Bee July 16, 2004
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kosher

Word used to assure a jewish chick that she does indeed wanna suck your sausage.
Jewish Girl: I wanna give you head, but I dunno....I have a boyfriend and...

Me: Look baby, my meat is Kosher, so eating me won't get your ortho ass in any trouble, now make with the dome!

Jewish Girl: *laughing* ok, you talked me into it!
by Destructive Criticism April 27, 2005
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Kosherity

the metric of how kosher something is
What is the kosherity of a turbaconducken? http://bacontoday.com/turbaconducken-turducken-wrapped-in-bacon/
by koser dude December 20, 2008
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