nut knocker

A fart so powerful its flatulence makes your testicles flutter.

My balls just flew over my shoulder after that nut knocker.

by Pinky 2 Totters January 18, 2007

Porridge Knickers

A condition that results in the soiling of female undergarments due to extreme sexual excitement. This results in the kickers appearing to have a porridge like colour and texture stained into them.

I brought a durty yoke home from the Lodge last night and she was foaming at the gash - serious case of porridge knickers lying on my floor in the morning.

by Paulie Cee December 7, 2010

french knickers

A type of wide-legged knickers, normally made from silk or satiny material, often trimmed with lace.

During the summer, Woofie found the coolest underthings were french knickers, unless she went commando. She loved a gentle breeze on her beaver.

by w00fdawg October 9, 2005

neapolitan knickers

The disgusting state of a proper old slappers gusset. Vanilla, strawberry, chocolate, the lot.

Fuck me got my end away last night but that dirty old tart had neapolitan knickers.

by prince30 July 31, 2009

pig kicker

(n)a red neck, farm boy, or suburban kid.

"your a cow tippin pig kickin son of a bitch."

"just cuz i grew up on a farm dont mean im a pig kicker."

"i didnt even know you grew up on a farm."

by mickey brown March 7, 2007

Slobbin Knockers

Huge tits that are large, but too big to be considered attractive.

randy:"dude that chick has huge tits"
brad:"yea, too bad they're slobbin knockers though."

by peanutbuttermansux June 23, 2016

Flying Ballerina kicker

A kid who likes to fly off a bench by getting pushed of the bench and completely misses the ball causing him to get the nickname flying ballerina kicker.

Person 1 OMG did you see that! That kid missed the ball.
Person 2 yesss let give him the nickname flying ballerina kicker.

by I don't know what to do February 27, 2019