klopatchistan

The Democratic, Communist, Republican Dictatorship of Klopatchistan, a small country in the middle east major exports include escape kits, terroist training, vodka, and DIY volcanos. population 12 but looking for new members at klopatchistan.org.uk

"klopatchistan is the greatest country in the world"

by matt April 3, 2005

Klumpett

When three guys tagteam a chick and one shits, one vomits, and one cums in her snatch and they make another slut eat it out of her cunt.

Girl 1: C'mon guys lemme have that klumpett!

Guy 1: I got a nasty shit for you... take that shit bitch.

Guy 2: Barf!! oh thats gonna make a nice klumpett

Guy 3: Oh thats a Peter North load there for your dirty-ass snatch.

Girl 2: Oh baby, this is the best klumpett i've had in years!

by Snoopyona July 11, 2010

Klopp Hug

After a particularly aggressive night of butt-fucking, and you find yourself stuck so deep inside your partner's asshole that you have to walk to the hospital on his back.

Oh honey, I was so hard for my Latino lover last night that I got stuck inside him, and he had to Klopp hug me to A&E.

by COYS1982 March 6, 2017

klumper

to bounce rapidly on an obese womans chest while eating oatmeal during sex.

I klumpered your mom last night, dude!

by Megan Medley July 12, 2007

Klopo

A word you say when you are sleep deprived

The fucking klopos are attacking!!!

by Jared September 3, 2003

klumpkin

A klumpkin is what a blumpkin turns into when the blumpkinee is constipated or has to pinch it off short due to an interruption.

Yeh, it wuz all good til her parents came home and my blumpkin turned into a klumpkin.

by jborwn March 8, 2005

Klump Bump

The bump on someones forehead, under their eyebrows

I hung my coat on the klump bump.

by Renny Rimon May 11, 2007