cleveland browns

simply another word for failure

i went full CLEVELAND BROWNS and got rejected for the 89th time with that girl...

by bigthumper9ine6ixty December 16, 2017

Cleveland Shoe Shine

To shit on an unsuspecting persons shoes, while they are or are not wearing them.

My brother pissed me off so while he was at work I gave all his shoes a Cleveland Shoe Shine.

by Jack O' Neill March 6, 2008

Cleveland, OK

A town so small it doesn't even have its own Urban Dictionary entry.

Person1: "I live in Cleveland."

Person2: "Cleveland! What are you doing in Oklahoma!?"

Person1: "No, Cleveland, OK."

by W1G1 January 17, 2012

cleveland roulette

The bleaching the anus of a person, followed by the munching, eating or teasing with tongue of the anus and hoping that no feces will be either tasted nor swallowed. This process is often repeated or passed around in a group intil one fails (in rare occasions people would continue)

Guy1: man you coming over for some cleveland roulette?

Guy2: naww man, last time I had corn in my teeth for two days and stank breath for four

by ballabingboo22 October 22, 2013

Cleveland Dump Truck

Masturbating in a lawn chair while your partner empties their bowels on top of your head from a considerable height, such as the roof of a three story building. The weight of the payload in combination with gravity and velocity results in an instant orgasm when directed at the crown of the human head.

Sebastian clenched his teeth as he feverishly masturbated and skeeted all over himself after convincing his girlfriend to shit onto his head from the roof of their apartment building, thus administering a Cleveland Dump Truck.

by Obama Phone May 17, 2018

Cleveland Meatbucket

When a man inserts his penis inside the urethra of another man using only a funnel and motor oil. It is extremely dangerous and painful, which is why it rarely exists (even in the cock and ball torture community).

Sorry I couldn't hang out last week, I was in the hospital after successfully pulling off the cleveland meatbucket with my buddy from college.

by ClevelandMeatBucket December 22, 2020

Cleveland Flip

Noun: the combination of LSD and Mescaline (preferably sourcing the mescaline from a San Pedro cactus)
Verb: to take such a combination

Ex: This Mescaline is pretty mild. Let's drop some acid and turn this into a Cleveland Flip. Wahoo!

by Mr. Porcupine July 4, 2021