Noun
A condition in which a person accidentally steals the belongings of others whilst under the influence of alcohol. Often the patient will, upon leaving the licensed establishment, mistake the personal belongings of others as their own.
I suffer from this debilitating illness. It has caused me to steal a friend's glasses, a stranger's coat and numerous packs of tobacco. It has affected my relationships, my social life (am on pub watch - photo above the bar with warning) and am in therapy.
A condition in which a person accidentally steals the belongings of others whilst under the influence of alcohol. Often the patient will, upon leaving the licensed establishment, mistake the personal belongings of others as their own.
I suffer from this debilitating illness. It has caused me to steal a friend's glasses, a stranger's coat and numerous packs of tobacco. It has affected my relationships, my social life (am on pub watch - photo above the bar with warning) and am in therapy.
Kleptointoxica is an epidemic in the South and East of England, resulting in social media trolling of the patient and the rising number of sufferers going into rehab.
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It's not necessarily a bad thing, it's simply how a person feels.
It's not necessarily a bad thing, it's simply how a person feels.
Dad: Hey Jimmy, are you alright? You've been acting strange recently.
Jimmy: Yeah, I'm just feeling Klentanediumastrusic
It can also be used as (KLEN:SIC)
Jimmy: Yeah, I'm just feeling Klentanediumastrusic
It can also be used as (KLEN:SIC)
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