kilt custard

the left over custard after you have a weggie in a kilt

Scottish person:Love I need me kilt cleaned!
Wife:Why?
Scottish person:I got kilt custard on it.

by Shmidey June 18, 2016

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Shit the Kilt

The unfortunate name given to someone who follows through wearing traditional Scottish dress without underwear.

Kieran had an accident while dancing at the ball last week. Old Shit the Kilt is now on a warning.

by MightyQuin78 April 23, 2021

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A knee-length wrap skirt with vertical knife pleats on the sides and back made from a tartan woolen cloth, denim and traditionally worn by men and women of the Scottish Highlands,
A kilt covers the body from the waist down to the center of the knees. Kilts kilt were worn almost exclusively by soldiers in the beginning because of their thick wool, long lengths and open bodies that allowed for warmth and easy freedom of movement.

Custom made Kilts For Men and Women,

by Scottish Kilt November 25, 2019

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plaid kilt

p-p... p-p-p... plaid?!
*proceeds to act like a chicken*

Squidward: what do you think of Mr.Krab's new plaid kilt

by loggernamy August 6, 2021

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Ham Kilt

1. A kilt made of ham
2. A woman's genitals (also, see muff cabbage)

No, Susy can't come to the phone right now, she's cleaning her ham kilt.

by Cam Franklin May 17, 2011

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kilt

1. An article of clothing worn by Scottish people, that appears as a kneelength, usually plaid, skirt

2. A greeting used by Scottish folk, similar to the way Australians use the term, 'Mate'

^ This can be friendly, but can also be rude depending on the context or relationship with that person. (see definition 3)

3. A term used, primarily by Scots, to refer to someone who's unpleasant.

1. "I'm gonna wear a kilt today!"
2. "Hey, my kilt! How's it goin'?"
3. "Ugh, he's such an annoying kilt. I can't stand him."

by soapycarpet February 26, 2023

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