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Milk Kilt

The act of getting two women to press their breasts together around the head of your penis, draping down the shaft like a kilt. Upgrades to a Golden Milk Kilt if the two women are your wife and sister-in-law.
Bro, I had a threesome the other night with these two baddies, and got them to give me a Milk Kilt!!!
by Bigpumpzaddy May 11, 2023
mugGet the Milk Kiltmug.

Kilts

A knee-length wrap skirt with vertical knife pleats on the sides and back made from a tartan woolen cloth, denim and traditionally worn by men and women of the Scottish Highlands,
A kilt covers the body from the waist down to the center of the knees. Kilts kilt were worn almost exclusively by soldiers in the beginning because of their thick wool, long lengths and open bodies that allowed for warmth and easy freedom of movement.
Custom made Kilts For Men and Women,
by Scottish Kilt November 25, 2019
mugGet the Kiltsmug.

Golden Milk Kilt

The same as a Milk Kilt, but the two participants are your wife and sister-in-law.
"Bro, I heard you got a Milk Kilt the other night! ""Naw, it was a Golden Milk Kilt, it was my wife and sister-in-law."
by Bigpumpzaddy May 11, 2023
mugGet the Golden Milk Kiltmug.

Kilt

Dead as in murdered.
John was kilt yesterday.
by JohneDoe July 23, 2017
mugGet the Kiltmug.

plaid kilt

p-p... p-p-p... plaid?!
*proceeds to act like a chicken*
Squidward: what do you think of Mr.Krab's new plaid kilt
by loggernamy August 6, 2021
mugGet the plaid kiltmug.

kilt hair

dark, thick, you can grease it up nice if you need to but it is not naturally greasy
Man, that dude's got kilt hair!
by scobberlotch April 26, 2011
mugGet the kilt hairmug.

Clifton-Kilt

Noun: The part of a plaid flannel shirt that hangs below a zipped leather jacket, from Delco Pennsylvania
Rick is rocking one hell of a Clifton-Kilt, God is he white-trash
by Whitetrashero September 11, 2021
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