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pls kill me

the thing you say when you've heard a really bad joke
Example: Bob-How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

Benny-Oh god pls kill me
by yeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetYEET October 15, 2019
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kill me

kill me
kill me
by GeneralGardio February 5, 2020
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Your face is killing me

A phrase spoken by a famous Dutch serial murderer Maria Swanenburg before stalking her victims and poisoning them with arsenic while they slept. Most of her victims were immigrants from Asian countries.
Me: 'I heard someone whisper your face is killing me when I was taking a video'
Friend: 'OMG dude, you're gonna die tonight!'
by cmonjustgimmeahandlename February 7, 2021
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Kill me tonight!

A slightly dated Jewish expression of anger, disgust, dismay or frustration, literally meaning "I don't want to live to see tomorrow!"- (probably pretty much equivalent to something along the lines of "For fuck's sake!") I first heard this expression being used by my now, ex-girlfriend's stepmum.
"Oy vey! I can't believe she's invited that prat round here again! Kill me tonight!"
by Joe_Schmuck September 9, 2018
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kill me

when someone tries to explain something so stupid, it makes them want to kill themselves because of how dumb it is.
Yo dude remember The Ferdinand Tank Destroyer? Yea you can kill me because it gave me depression
by 6969fuckyou6969lololol July 29, 2023
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you are going to get killed by me

What i call homo-sapiens who mention by name in place of an abscess.
Person 1: Are you mentioning my name in place of an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: you are going to get killed by me
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025
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