Kent Island

Kent Island, "you know the strip of land you hit for 2 minutes, once you go over the bay bridge". The Island that gets cold every winter! The place that everyone tries to escape that lives there but always ends up right back to mommy and daddy's house. Being a teenager on Kent Island means that high intake of drugs is required (i mean, sheesshh what else you gonna do?!). "Thee Island"

Kent Island is a blackhole :O)

by Miss Minkey July 08, 2011

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Kent Hovind

A creationist whose life work involves scamming gullible people even more stupid and clueless than he is. He pathetically engages in dishonest rhetoric and is basically a snake-oil salesman.

You're a fucktard, Aren't ya Kent?

-Eddy Goombah in Tribute to Kent Hovind

by VelociraptorFromHell December 16, 2018

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Kent

Likes to rape sisters and go to jail at the age of 14

Hey that’s Kent I heard he raped his sister...

by Jsjsisbafajapdjbd September 15, 2018

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Clark Kent

Verb. To Clark Kent another person is to wear your glasses and then be completely unrecognizable to that other person.

I put my glasses on and completely Clark Kented that bitch!

by CookieMonster49 October 09, 2010

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New Kent

A small town that nobody knows the location of, even the residents of neighboring towns.

*In a park not far from kid 1's house, in a neighboring county*

Kid 1: Hi do you want to be friends?
Kid 2: SURE :D where do you live?
Kid 1: New kent..
Kid 2: Oh im sorry... my mom says not to talk to people from that country... She says they eat cats for breakfast :(

by cyleleghorn the third December 09, 2010

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