kennedy moment

An event that is so shocking, that everyone can remember where they were when they found out about it. From a comment about the Kennedy assassination.

I only just got back from school when 9/11 happened. That was my kennedy moment.

by Simon W September 30, 2006

John F. Kennedy Jr.

Also known as JFK Jr. or John-John was the late son of President John F. Kennedy (JFK) and Jackie Bouvier Kennedy. He was best known for his iconic salute to his father's passing coffin during the 1963 state funeral of the assassinated John F. Kennedy when he was only 3 years old. He later grew up to become a law student and a businessman, founding the political magazine George in 1995. He also was a sex symbol, inheriting his father's good-looks and athleticism and his mother's beauty and elegance. Generally he was so good looking and so incredibly well cut he could turn straight men gay and lesbians straight. He was killed in a plane crash in 1999, which ended any possibilities of him becoming the next Kennedy in office.

Hey! Did you see the picture where John F. Kennedy Jr. is saluting his dad's passing coffin.

by MG14 June 2, 2010

Kennedy-ed

To shoot someone in the head, causing massive trauma to the point that brain matter splatters on a windshield or other area of the compartment. Mostly found in video game circles such as GTA4.

"Oh man did you see that? Varriano just totally Kennedy-ed that dudes skull. Aww sick look at the brain matter its all over the f*cking windshield"

by Lockhart May 17, 2008

Pat Kennedied

To get fucked up on a combination of prescription pills and alcohol and then attempt to drive, write legislation or go to work as if you weren’t fucked up.

Pat, why aren’t you at work? I’m watching the Price is Right ‘cause I got Pat Kennedied and they wouldn’t let me operate the bulldozer at work today.

by Chelsea Bucketheads January 10, 2008

dead kennedys

best fucking band ever!!!!! jello biafra is awesome

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by katie August 23, 2003

The Kennedy

To have an affair with a female staffer/co-worker, "accidentally" kill her, and deny any wrongdoing.

Did you hear about Michael? In case you didn't know, he was screwing around with Susie behind his wife's back. Well, Susie died in a mysterious car accident and Michael just got arrested. Seems he tried pulling "The Kennedy" and got caught. Poor bastard!

by DirtyDon in Austin August 26, 2009

Ted Kennedy Syndrome

Another term for alcoholism

You mean bob had Ted Kennedy Syndrome?

Yhea he cant keep off of the bottle for more than an hour...

by Bob the independent August 29, 2009