kelly

an amazingly smart, tall, beautiful girl with brown hair. shes athletic and competitive and never likes to lose. shes incredibly smart and doesnt judge. she listens to you and holds you in times of weakness. shes liked by everyone and is extremely outgoing and one of the funniest people you will ever meet. even though sometimes it may not be what you want to hear shes completely honest and doesnt hide anything. she is sexy and knows her boundries even though sometimes she may not be able to enforce them. shes incredibly passionate and makes you feel like the most amazing person in the world. even if you dont think so yourself. she'll make you want to do anything and everything to keep her happy. even if sometimes you may suffocate her and not even realize it because youre blinded by love. shes complicated yet simple. shes a puzzle, and if you want to complete her you need to work for her and prove youre worthy. shes the kind of person that makes you want to wake up in the morning even when you dont think you can. shes the kind of person that makes you want to go to sleep even if youre afraid, so the night goes by faster and you can wake up in the morning and hold her again. shes the person that even if youre upset or mad at you cant stay mad at for long, in fear that you might lose her. shes overall someone you never want to lose, hurt, upset, make cry, or make upset. shes someone that you would do anything for, no matter the cost, physically or emotionally.

dude youre dumb if you can be mad at her, shes a kelly.

i would pay or do anything for her, shes a kelly.

shes to good for you, you dont deserve someone like kelly.

by im sorry babygirl <3 May 23, 2010

Kellie

Kellie a awesome,sexy,funny,strong,independent person who is the highlight of the day but sometimes has a short temper and can be a bitch but is a great friend,companion,partner,just a great person all around

DAMN that Kellie is so sexy

by AYYYEEE HAII September 8, 2016

Kelly Bundy

To have (sometimes essential) old knowledge driven out by trivial new knowledge.

Verb based on the Christina Applegate's character in the "Married with Children" sitcom, derived from episode 183 (also referred to by production code 0823) Season 8 ("Kelly knows Something").

Typically used by the speaker to explain why they forgot something they once obviously knew.

To Kelly Bundy, Kelly Bundied, Kelly Bundying.

I could have told you that yesterday, but I Kelly Bundied on it when I read today's report.

If you keep trying to shoveling this management nonsense down everyone's throat, sooner or later they'll start Kelly Bundying.

He totally Kelly Bundied on C++ when he learned Python.

by Frankenbike October 22, 2007

kelly kiss

When a persons drunk mother licks your face.

Mikes mom is drunk again she's giving everybody kelly kisses

by noimaplaya December 10, 2010

kellie gregan

she's that girl that loves someone,knows he loves her but still wont do anything about! even though she is really loud but can be shy at the same time

"omg,she wont tell him,she's being such a kellie gregan

by KeLlIeLoVeSSiMoN June 30, 2011

Helen Keller Alarm Clock

When someone (usually early in the morning) lets lose a silent but deadly fart. There after the persons partner who is then sleeping soundly in the bed with them, is awoken silently by the horrendous smell and looks up only to find the offender staring blankly back at them.

I was in a deep peaceful sleep when suddenly I was jolted out of my sleep by a terrible odor. I looked up and found that my partner had just given me a Helen Keller Alarm Clock.

by tedman 96 December 6, 2011

elijah kelly

Elijah Kelly is a dude who don't give a fuck about your feelings or what your going through. And this motherfucker gets hoes but he and he can't stay loyal to one.

Elijah Kelly is a bad motherfucker.

by Check the food dear June 16, 2017