Kellen

A simp

Jose: “hey kellen what you up to”
Kellen: “not much just simpin”

by Notactuallyjose April 14, 2020

Kellen

More than likely to be gay. Will have problems in school and friendships. May need work on his temper.

Kellen had a horrible day.

by Do Durr December 3, 2018

Kellen

Kellen is a boy with curly hair, most apparently have 12 past girlfriends; but most don't stay due to his over self-confidence on his dick. A typical Kellen would say -- "My dick is 10 feet", while his amazing friends would respond with saying "Yeah, 10 feet short". He would then shut up. He likes to ask people deep questions while his white friend who also has brown hair sucks on Sour Cream and Onion Pringles. Most are very short for their age; making their curly hair seem the only height that could compare to the rest of his imaginary friends. Most come in low carbs, bad taste in music, and a little amount of electrolytes, buy yours today and you'll get also a naive and bad taste in females!

"Have you heard about Kellen?"

"Uhh, Yeah."

"He's super nice!"

"Sure, I can 'totally' agree!"

"I heard a great person with not the name of Jonathan gives him great advice."

"Wasn't that Chris?"

"Man, that was a while ago; keep up!"

by Realist1010101 June 21, 2019

Kellen

A person that is just no. He wants to be just like you if you are better than him. He is not strong physically or mentally. However, he is an innocent and soft person. And cries all the time. He likes to fake cry and blames others too.

Brianna: OMG!! he's such a Kellen!
Alan: What does that mean?
Brianna: He is a crybaby!!

by Gacha_Softie<3 September 22, 2021

Kellen Winslow Jr.

1. University of Miami Hurricanes' All-American Tight End.
2. Future first round pick in the NFL draft.

Kellen Winslow Jr. has endured alot of exaggerated criticism for the metaphor he made. People didn't understand his frustration of being targeted by referees and loosing two games in a row after never loosing a game in his entire college career (not counting the national championship).

by Seye November 22, 2003

Kellen

A boy who gets jealous isn’t nice to his girlfriend and flirts with every girl he sees.

Oh that kids jealous must be a kellen

by Dylan7372)472$3 December 28, 2019

A Kellen

A Kellen is a derogatory term for a mentally handicapped person. Can also be used to reference a gay guy who keeps asking you on dates. (Not the name)

1- Did you see that kellen in gym class?

2- There is a kellen on my team and he keeps asking me on a date.

by Sped Dog May 9, 2019