ketchup on tacos

this is the definition of a racist person. putting ketchup on tacos is indeed racist.

Person 1: hey we're having tacos tonight, put the ketchup on the table.
Person 2: NO! I'm not racist! I would never put ketchup on tacos!

by a mexican duck4455 May 9, 2021

Clam ketchup

Clam ketchup is what is left on your balls, cock and possibly face after having sex with a vagina that is menstruating.

Paul was banging his boss last night and after having banged her he went to the bathroom to take a leak and almost tossed his dinner because he had clam ketchup all over his cock and face!

by Clamer July 27, 2016

Shaking the ketchup bottle

Shaking the ketchup bottle is a euphemism for male masturbation. The metaphor comes from both the vigorous shaking motion applied to a ketchup bottle, and the "splooging" of ketchup when you've shaken it for long enough. Note: If what comes out is actually ketchup coloured, then you should very likely consult a doctor.

BRB - need to shake the ketchup bottle.

I was vigorously shaking the ketchup bottle last night.

I think I spent too long shaking the ketchup bottle - I'd ran out of ketchup by the time I was finished.

Shaking the ketchup bottle is a great way to pass the time.

by orangepony September 15, 2012

ketchup sandwich

when you have no found in the house, its a kind of sandwich you eat when you have only bread

I aint go shoppin' so we had ketchup sandwiches for lunch.

by DarkNova April 5, 2002

kvetch

To complain, from Yiddish 'kvetshn' meaning to squeeze, to complain. Originally 'quetzen,' High German, meaning to squeeze.

Also as a noun for being a complainer.

"You'd better not kvetch, or eat chozzerai, You'd better not greps, I'm telling you why... Yenta Claus in coming to town!"

Ba humbug! Ebenezer is such a "kvetch." He refuses to allow the children a little fun!

by Rena03 September 21, 2006

Ketchup on your hotdog

A guy having sexual intercourse with a girl who is menstrating.

"Do you like ketchup on your hotdog?"

by Slut69 July 23, 2013

kvetch

(v) to complain, to make a complaining sound, especially whilst plopping;

(n) a chronic complainer
(n) the complaint itself)

(Definitely a Yiddish thing...
Only misogynists think that kvetches are primarily female.
My dad was well known as King of Kvetches in our home.
He gave such a kvetch every time he came home from work!
And nothing compared to kvetches he put out from the throne room...

by UrbanKvetch December 4, 2014