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Kev

Full name Kevin, "Kev" is a nickname typically given to a possibly larger, "funny" guy in a group. Kev's are known for their light-heartedness, caring nature, intelligence, and valuing of relationships. Kev's don't let on how much they care, so they make their feelings seem less with humor. You can expect Kev's to be very precise about the way they present themselves in attempts to control the way others see them. Because of this, Kev's are clean and often smell good (there home environment reflects this.)

While Kev's are extremely loved, they are also known for a taste for expensive things, gay jokes in attempt to hide possible urges..., and an unfortunate ability to accidentally bite a a girls clitoris during cunnilingus.
"Kev" / Short for Kevin
by Dr. Encyclopedia Brown November 21, 2022
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Kev is used to describe someone who is rude and offensive.

Not to be confused with being cheeky, a Kev is out to offend.
That boy is such a Kev, his mother will be disappointed. Avoid ladies, red flag!!!
by Minieggs4eva January 14, 2023
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to kev

To kev something is the term of agreeing to an appointment but then after 2 hours being late, say you won't come anyways.
Example for to kev

Bad:
A: Your'e up to playing clubs tonight?
B: Yeah, one more game of WZ and I'm on.
...2 hours later...
B: I'm gonna leave it tonight lads.

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Better:

A: Your'e up to playing clubs tonight?
B: Nah, I'm gonna kev that.
by Kritza February 5, 2024
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cheers kev

Cheers Kev is a statement used when a person is telling an uninteresting anecdote or sharing their unwelcome opinion that nobody really cares about. It is said at the end of said anecdote or unnecessary opinion as to say, 'Thanks you wanker. I really needed to know that you class A prick.' albeit more politely.
'Your wife would look less like a dog if you made her wear makeup mate.'
'Yeah... Cheers Kev.'

'My dog learned to sit last week. I'm so proud of him. He's so smart etc etc!'
'So interesting! Cheers Kev!'
by ZeldaTheSquid July 11, 2016
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A statement made my someone after listening to a person say something completely disinteresting, boring or unnecessary. A possible substitute for cool story bro nobody in the conversation needs to be called Kevin.
Person 1 - So I had a really productive today of hoovering the living room, cleaning the bathroom & walking the hamster.
Person - ....Cheers Kev
by Ledds27 July 18, 2016
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Kev Lar

Kev Lar is a totally hetro man who likes to trigger liberals.
Those liberals hate to debate Kev Lar on the facts because they know he's right and his logic like his name are bulletproof.
by Royal rampager October 2, 2018
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