KrustyKale

A fetus!! If you come across KrustyKale, congratulations! You've found a whiny pissbaby.

" Have you see that KrustyKale? "
" Martha's kid? "
" Yeah, he was whining for pussy for hours. "

by Rothlow March 24, 2022

Krusty’s Fun house

The basement of Jake Paul, preferably filled with 248 children

News Reporter: Krusty’s Fun house has been explored. 3 officers were shot by turrets, and they were unable to save the 225 estimated children.

by LooseSniper May 21, 2023

king krust

King Krust is a commonly used nickname for crusty people

Oh look, its King Krust

by Shadow..... December 22, 2018

Rusty Krusty crab reach around

The act of getting pegged by your girl while she reaches around and jerks you off with a rusty set of grill tongs.

Dude, your sister gave me the Rusty krusty crab reach around last night. It was sick!

by Lickalottapuss88 February 2, 2022

Is this the Krusty Krab?

No this is patrick.

*Phone rings*
Customer A: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No this is patrick.
*puts down phone* *Patrick whistling when phone rings again*
Customer B: Is this the Krusty Krab?
No, this is Patrick!
*puts down phone again* *same as above*
Customer C: Is this the Krusty Krab?
NO, THIS IS PATRICK! *smashes phone and Grunts*
Patrick: I am not a Krusty Krab!
Spongebob: Patrick that’s the name of the restaurant.
Patrick: Huh?

by Romie_777 May 20, 2021

KRUSTY KRAB

WHEN A GIRL HAS A SUNBURNED ASS, YOU RUB SAND IN IT, AND BANG HER UP HER BUTT.

MARY FELL ASLEEP YESTERDAY AT THE BEACH SO I SNUCK UP ON HER AND GAVE HER THE KRUSTY KRAB.

by SHOCKERMONKEY April 12, 2009

Krusty Krab

While having sex on sand (beach͵ sandbox͵ etc.) Place your penis in the sand getting an even coat of it around the hand and reinserting back in the vagina

Guy 1: Did you have fun at the beach with your new girlfreind?
Guy 2: Yeah man i caught her by surprise when we were fooling around on the beach. I gave her the krusty krab!

by theDTP December 17, 2014