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Karaoke condom

A sanitation cover used in microphones on Karaoke machines for hygienic purpose
"Dude let me hit the bathroom first.. While that, won't you put the Karaoke condom on the microphones?"
by GolferA October 8, 2015
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Wooden spoon karaoke

The rediculous endeavour of singing kareoke whilst using a wooden spoon in lieu of a microphone.
She ate that song during wooden spoon karaoke
by Phantom1983 February 10, 2024
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Karaoke Twat

Someone, or a group of twats, who prance around with a microphone seemingly caring more about getting videoed by another twat on a cell phone rather than caring about the song itself which, more often than not, sounds like shit.
Wow, look at that karaoke twat thinking he/she/they think they actually sound good and smiling for the camera. lol.
by SLiderHeadd June 12, 2018
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karaoke children

Oh no Timmy's birthday has so many karaoke children!
by Raven_CD September 1, 2022
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Karaoke

A sex move where a girl is face down ass up and you're holding a hitachi wand on her clit while eating her ass so it looks like you're singing into a microphone.
I was holding that vibrator on her clit while eating her ass so it looked like i was singing karaoke
by WeIsLegend April 12, 2019
mugGet the Karaokemug.

Dirty karaoke

The act of cumming onto the microphone during the school karaoke night
At school Friday Jim pulled a dirty karaoke
by Keegan's cum shot November 21, 2021
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Karaoke Psychosis

a alcohol induced mental affliction which beguiles the sudferer into believing that between his fourth rum and coke and his sixth trip to the men's room he acquired the ability to sing.

Although frequently associated with karaoke, the affliction can accur anywhere industrial quantities of alcohol are consumed, music is played, and assholes abound.
Suddenly he could sing everything better than the original artists like he was touched by a Muse, but he was just suffering from karaoke psychosis.
by thearchangelofsex May 18, 2022
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