Michael kaiser

Michael kaiser is the most hottest fictional German men alive. He is in a football club called Bastard Munchen. He's a striker for the team. The hottest red flag in fictional german soccer team. To tell someone is hot af.

I need my Michael kaiser.

He's my Micahel kaiser.

by hehehehehg August 19, 2024

Kaiser

Someone really good in football, specially for his age.

How did that kid get that shot in the top corner?

He’s the kaiser.

by Mrbigglesworth123456 January 8, 2024

Kaiser dawg

When you slip your junk out of a hot dog bun and scream with your thumb up your ass.

Yo did you see me hit that Kaiser Dawg?

by 1738 breezy 16 December 17, 2016

Kaiser

Kaiser sweet caring person whom likes a girl named Ruby and will always have green eyes and German

Kaiser I love you

by By Ruby March 13, 2020

kumquat kaiser

A shitsprayed, tiny featured, tactless assfruit head of state with a facial cloaca. About as likely to keep the American people safe as Wilhelm the Second did in Germany, by precipitating World War III through incompetence via some reach around backdoor deal.

All hail the kumquat kaiser, listen carefully for his words can barely escape his tiny mouth and will damn all to oblivion

by atwatofgingers February 14, 2017

Kaiser

To speak with someone via voice call

I Kaisered with your mom last night.

by Flash-Jayden November 25, 2021

Dakota Kaiser

cutest fucker on the planet. suuuper great boyfriend. very good at kissing and cuddling. very smol and adorable. super good at cooking with impeccable music taste.

friend: who’s that

me: oh that’s my boyfriend Dakota Kaiser

by lovie:) June 12, 2018