Michael kaiser

Michael kaiser is the most hottest fictional German men alive. He is in a football club called Bastard Munchen. He's a striker for the team. The hottest red flag in fictional german soccer team. To tell someone is hot af.
I need my Michael kaiser.

He's my Micahel kaiser.
by hehehehehg August 19, 2024
Get the Michael kaiser mug.

Michael kaiser

Michael kaiser is the most hottest fictional German men alive. He is in a football club called Bastard Munchen. He's a striker for the team. The hottest red flag in fictional german soccer team. To tell someone is hot af.
I need my Michael kaiser.

He's my Micahel kaiser.
by hehehehehg August 19, 2024
Get the Michael kaiser mug.

Kaiser Month

fams were replacing pride month with kaiser month, we remember and pay respects to Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany and ditch all people who were born in countries which were allies. also we beat up zoophiles and server owners
by thisismedictionary February 11, 2023
Get the Kaiser Month mug.
Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III

Is the coolest person you can ever know and a long name means big sword energy
Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III is so awesome. Just look at how Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III handles himself.
by Heat death fire cannon November 15, 2023
Get the Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III mug.

Thomas Kaiser

Thomas is a really good looking man. He is really good with chemistry and coming way to close to you and your desk. Thomas likes to look at your password and destroy students (not always sexually). He is divorced so you can come as often as you want to his office to „show him your homework“ (if you know what I mean. He always comes to late. But the time with him is still great. Furthermore he takes drugs with his bestie Christian. Everyone loves Thomas.
Student A: Have you seen a man wearing sunglasses in his classes?

Student B: Yes that must be Thomas Kaiser. He always uses the chemistry book where „Uli“ is written on the side.
by Tommy Party November 21, 2021
Get the Thomas Kaiser mug.

Kaiser Gerald

Is a really intelligent person with a high IQ and a fable for deep tracks.
A person who has 3 Nvidia Geforce Titan X, and a 100k € PC but no money for food or a warm shower.
A person who can't be described in words, but in emotions.

We will miss you Kaiser Franz Ferdinand Gerald. #KaiserlicheTräume
"Did you just pull off a Kaiser Gerald?"
"That kid over there is so poor.. -Who? Kaiser Gerald?"
"LOL HE IS A KAISER GERALD.. - no, he isn't that smart!"
by TheKaiser27 January 05, 2017
Get the Kaiser Gerald mug.

Kaisering

To dump the blame on someone innocent because they are of a loud nature and probably from overseas.
(In a classroom)

1: This teacher's a b*tch
Teacher: who said that?
1: Person 2
2: Why are you kaisering the poor guy
by kinky_feet February 20, 2024
Get the Kaisering mug.